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Organization XIII - Soldier, Poet, King
Thank you for the recommendation on Discord, Miss Silverspoon!
There will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword; he will tear your city down: Xigbar, Lexaeus, Xaldin, Saix, Axel
There will come a poet whose weapon is his word; he will slay you with his tongue: Demyx, Zexion, Vexen, Xion, Marluxia, Luxord
There will come a ruler whose brow is laid in thorn; smeared with oil like David's boy: Xemnas, Roxas, Larxene
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Organization XIII - As Tekken Characters
So, a little context here - this was originally a submitted prompt through the ask box but for the life of me I CANNOT find the original, so I'm posting it like this.
Also, I know nothing about Tekken at all, so this is a prompt done by the discord group a loooooong time ago. Thank you to Matthew, bookie, and PhantomMuze (who literally did this back in July of 2022 lmao)
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Xemnas - Heihachi Mishima
Xigbar - Raven
Xaldin - Feng Wei
Vexen - Dr. Boskonovitch
Lexaeus - Kuma
Zexion - Julia Chang
Saix - Kazuya Michima
Axel - Hwoarang
Demyx - Eddy Gordo
Luxord - Marshall Law
Marluxia - Christie Monteiro
Larxene - Nina Williams
Roxas - Jin Kazama
Xion - Asuka Kazama
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What "coffee table books" would they have/ what would they read at a doctor's office?
Xemnas - Bob Willoughby: A Cinematic Life - This comprehensive large-format monograph on renowned photographer Bob Willoughby's extraordinary, cinematic life is a tribute to his remarkable career. From the 1950s through the 1970s, Willoughby photographed many of the most significant stars of the era in film and jazz. 
Xigbar - Terry O'Neill: The A-Z of Rock 'N' Roll - A chronicle of rock 'n' roll history as seen through the lens of master photographer Terry O'Neill.
Xaldin - VHS: Absurd, Odd, and Ridiculous Relics from the Videotape Era - Comedy writers Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher have spent the last 20 years collecting the best odd and unintentionally hilarious videotapes ever produced. Since 2004, they've resurrected them for sold-out audiences across the country as part of their touring show, the Found Footage Festival. Now, for the very first time, they've collected the greatest VHS covers into one handsome compendium -- along with their priceless snarky commentary throughout.
Vexen - Evolution: A Visual Record - Stunning images to reawaken us to the scientific process that drives the amazing diversity of life on earth.
Lexaeus - The Art of the Cheese Plate: Pairings, Recipes, Style, Attitude - A perfect gift for any host or cheese lover, The Art of the Cheese Plate offers clear directions and expert tips for perfect cheese plates and creative condiments.
Zexion - The Word Made Flesh: Literary Tattoos From Bookworms World Wide - A beautifully packaged full-color collection of literary tattoos and short personal essays, The Word Made Flesh is an intimate but anonymous confessional book, in the vein of thought-provoking anthologies like PostSecret and Not Quite What I Was Planning.
Saix - United States Coinage: A Study By Type - A definitive work on American history as illustrated by United States coinage.
Axel - Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be - A very funny collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.
Demyx - Underwater Dogs - The exuberant, exhilarating photographs of dogs underwater that have become a sensation.
Luxord - Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found - Milk, Eggs, Vodka is a celebration of the humble grocery list. Almost anyone will find themselves engrossed in this voyeuristic look into everyday life—less than healthy lists, lists for parties, lists with personal and often odd annotations on them...and the list of lists goes on. Besides over 150 found lists, the book also includes short essays on collecting, shopping, eating, and list making. 
Marluxia - Queer Maximalism - Machine Dazzle is the much-in-demand designer and artist behind popular cabaret, drag, and performance stars such as Taylor Mac and transgender icon Mx. Justin Vivian Bond. For the first time, his over-the-top stage creations, made for himself and others, are collected here alongside stage environments, ephemera, and photos from his career.
Larxene - Women Before 10 AM - Following up on her highly praised bestseller Men Before 10 a.m., celebrity photographer Veronique Vial completes her wonderfully intimate and revealing portrait of the sexes with Women Before 10 a.m., a captivating collection of your favorite fashion, cinematic, and pop culture beauties, starlets, and models before ten o'clock in the morning.
Roxas - The Great American Cereal Book: How Breakfast Got Its Crunch - The Great American Cereal Book is the definitive compendium of breakfast cereal history and lore, celebrating the most recognizable brands and packaging, such as Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Grape-Nuts, and Trix.
Xion - Wild Things Are Happening: The Art of Maurice Sendak - The most comprehensive survey of the work of Maurice Sendak, the most celebrated picture book artist of all time―with previously unpublished archival materials.
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Least favorite holiday does the group have one holiday they all refuse to celebrate?
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Collectively, I would say that they all refuse to celebrate Columbus Day. If they want to celebrate something, they'll go for Indigenous People's Day instead, which is perfectly wonderful and valid.
Several of them refuse to celebrate Valentine's Day. Xigbar HATES Valentine's Day with a burning passion. Go ahead. Try putting up decorations. See what happens. Those bright and cheerful pink and red hearts will go down in a blaze of glory as Xigbar burns them all in a bonfire in the front yard. Some of the younger ones - Demyx, Zexion, Xion, Roxas, etc. - don't like the holiday either, but they won't be burning things down. You might catch them at the bonfire roasting marshmallows though.
They could do without Black Friday. Too dangerous and the sales aren't that great anyway. Most of them would rather shop online.
APRIL. FOOL'S. DAY. At first, this holiday wasn't a big deal. A few little pranks here and there were fine but then SOMEONE took it a step too far, which ended up with Xion tripping down the stairs and breaking her arm. There were a lot of tears. To this day, no one fessed up as to who was responsible for the prank that caused Xion's injury, but Xemnas put a stop on all pranks in the castle since some of them don't know the difference between funny and cruel.
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How does people in the organization tackle the task of dog sitting?
Being an adult means being consistently broke as shit and not having time to do any of the fun things you love - so have this prompt while i'm having a slow work day
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Foists the job onto someone else - Xemnas, Saix
Dog-sitting? no, it's their dog now - Xion, Demyx
Is a chill person about it and takes care of the dog like a normal person would, 10/10 would recommend - Lexaeus, Xaldin, Luxord
Takes care of the dog so well that the dog literally doesn't want to leave - Roxas, Zexion, Axel
Perfectly average - Xigbar, Larxene
Loses the dog - VEXEN, Marluxia
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Zexion convinces Vexen to get a 3D printer "for the lab" what are the org's reactions? What do they try to get printed?
Xigbar: "We're printing sex toys."
Lexaeus: "No the fuck we aren't."
It kind of descends into chaos almost immediately, tbh. This is how Zexion convinces Vexen and Xemnas: 1) it will save them trips to the hardware store, 2) everyone can use it for their own purposes so it will pretty much pay for itself over time, 3) it's going to help them keep things in order, 4) it will make everything more efficient and accessible, and 5) he won't ask for anything else ever again.
Of course, number 5 is a complete lie and he won't be using the printer for business purposes 99% of the time, but honestly?? Who cares? It's a good investment.
And to be fair, it really is used for good things. Marluxia makes a few flower pots for his garden and Vexen makes tools for his lab and Xemnas makes a damn organizer for his desk and it's all well and good for a while. Zexion makes some cool bookends; Larxene makes something for the training room. It's all good. It's useful.
But like. There are some that think that the machine isn't living up to its full potential. So Xion and Roxas take it upon themselves to sneak into the lab one night and make a giant statue of a baby cow. No reason. Just because they can and Xion wants one for her room.
Xemnas, pinching the bridge of his nose against an ongoing headache: "Okay, but why a baby cow?"
Xion: "Why NOT a baby cow???"
And now it's a free for all, because Demyx finds out about the baby cow statue and wants to use the printer, which makes Xigbar outraged because he wants to use the printer. So now it's basically, whoever gets to it first gets to use it. If you stop the printer while it's still in production, you get stabbed (Xigbar still has the wound to prove it.)
Some things that may or may not have been printed with the 3D printer without Xemnas or Vexen's approval: a tiny catapult, a popcorn bowl shaped like Axel's head, a triangle block of swiss cheese, a tiny toaster, a replica of Michelangelo's David where the penis has been replaced by an cob of corn, and two dozen miniature rainbow ducks that Xion likes to hide around the castle for people to find randomly.
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Hey! Could you do the Org XIII members as Katy Perry songs? Or BTS if the former was already done?
I'm not very familiar with BTS so have some Katy Perry songs
Xemnas - E.T.
" You're so supersonic. Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your laser."
Xigbar - By the Grace of God
"Was full of secrets, locked up tight like iron melting; running on empty, so out of gas."
Xaldin - The One That Got Away
"Someone said you had your tattoo removed, saw you downtown singing the blues. It's time to face the music, I'm no longer your muse."
Vexen - Chained to the Rhythm
"Aren't you lonely up there in Utopia? Where nothing will ever be enough."
Lexaeus - Wide Awake
"I wish I knew then, what I know now. Wouldn't dive in, wouldn't bow down."
Zexion - Dark Horse
"So you wanna play with magic?"
Saix - Never Really Over
"Oh we were such a mess, but wasn't it the best?"
Axel - Rise
"When the fire's at my feet again and the vultures all start circling, they're whispering, you're out of time, but still I rise."
Demyx - Firework
"If you only knew what the future holds, after a hurricane comes a rainbow."
Luxord - Waking Up in Vegas
"Shut up and put your money where your mouth is."
Marluxia - Cry About it Later
"And it's half past three and I got angel wings but a devil's grin."
Larxene - I Kissed a Girl
"Us girls, we are so magical. Soft skin, red lips, so kissable."
Roxas - Roar
"I let you push me past the breaking point; I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything."
Xion - Daisies
"They tell me that I'm crazy, but I'll never let 'em change me, til they cover me in daisies."
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What if the org S/O wanted a dog? How would that go down? :0
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Xemnas - if this man wants a dog, he's going to get a damn dog. it doesn't matter what anyone else says. And it will be the most amazing, well-behaved, well-trained dog you've ever seen in your life. When his S/O says that they want a dog, he's ready for it, but you have to get one on his terms and they have to go through extensive training.
Xigbar - you don't really bring up the idea of a dog. You kind of just bring one home and Xigbar is like ok ok cool i'm into it. He's just super chill like that, but be prepared because he will want more dogs eventually and maybe a cat or two and probably like a lizard or something
Xaldin - Xaldin had a dog when he was a kid but he never got around to getting one as an adult because he just didn't have the time. He wants one, though!!! And he's glad that you brought it up!!! Doesn't care what kind of breed you get but he wants you to be patient so you can find a dog that's going to be good for both of you and your active lifestyles
Vexen - more of a cat person, unfortunately. And you're okay with cats!!! But you just... really want a dog. Like, you really want a dog. It takes you a while to convince Vexen because a dog is a huge responsibility and you're both way too busy, but you eventually break him down. He and the dog coexist and fight for your attention tbh
Lexaeus - you want a big fluffy dog, you're gonna get your big fluffy dog. Just give him the puppy eyes and he'll break down and do whatever the hell you want. Is that guy who doesn't want a dog but ends up loving the dog like it's his child.
Zexion - you are your own person and you can do whatever the hell you want. If you want to get a dog then get a dog. His only problem is that it NEEDS to be well trained and know basic commands because if that dog gets in his library and isn't trained? If it tears up pages or pees on a bookshelf? There's going to be a problem
Saix - I would literally argue that Saix is one of the easiest to convince, if only because you don't need to do any convincing at all. Look. All you have to do is wait until he's having a busy week and then bring the dog home. Boom. Say nothing about it. Wait until he brings it up like weeks later and he'll either be like "What the hell is that?" In which case, the dog has been there for weeks and surely you can't get rid of it now; OR, act like everything is normal and he'll be like "oh my god did we get a dog and I just forgot about it???" Easy.
Axel - "okay but you know what would be better than one dog??" TWO DOGS??? One big dog and one small dog. Axel loves dogs of all kinds but just the fact that he has one??? And can say, "yeah those dogs are ours??" it's living the dream
Demyx - WOOOO HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE. He is READY for this dog. He wants this dog SO BAD and he's so glad that you want one too. He wants to be tackled by a giant blob of fur all day every day
Luxord - long-suffering acceptance. He's used to your antics. Never thought you would want to get a dog, of all things, since it's a lot of responsibility, but he's not going to prevent you. The dog puts up with Luxord only barely and likes to sleep in his spot on the bed and refuses to move.
Marluxia - definitely a cat person. He's not going to tell you that you CAN'T have a dog because he's not controlling like that, but it definitely isn't his preference. You get a dog anyway though because you can do whatever the hell you want, and he begrudgingly tolerates the dog even though he gets it like a gucci collar and designer food and water bowls
Larxene - goes with you to the shelter to find your forever friend!!! But if you're getting one, she's getting one too! Your pup has to have a companion if the two of you are busy and you don't want them to get lonely. She dotes on the dogs as much as you do and they love you both very much!!!
Roxas - super excited about the dog and also nervous? He obviously wants to be involved but "What if the puppy doesn't like me???" which is absolutely ridiculous because Roxas is basically a puppy on his own. Insists that the dog sleep with one of you so that it doesn't get lonely
Xion - she! is! so! happy! Buys all kinds of cute toys and outfits for the dog because she loves it even if it isn't with you yet. She's arguably more excited than you are and is willing to help with walks, feeding, etc.
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Who they main in Mario Kart + how well they do in races
You might also like: Favorite Mario and Zelda Games or Playing Mario 3D World
This is based off of the playable characters in Mario Kart 8. I always play as baby rosalina or shy guy!
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Xemnas - Bowser
Xigbar - Waluigi
Xaldin - Wario
Vexen - Koopa Troopa
Lexaeus - Donkey Kong
Zexion - Toad
Saix - Shy Guy
Axel - Link
Demyx - Baby Mario
Luxord - Lakitu
Marluxia - Pink Gold Peach
Larxene - Toadette
Roxas - Yoshi
Xion - Baby Rosalina
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Spin-offs they think are better than the Maine series? (Of any games)
I know that some people are going to argue with me like "that's not a spin off!!!!" so I decided to post my sources: they make for some interesting reads! (1) (2) (3)
Note: y'all realize that Super Mario Bros is actually considered a spin off? Lmao
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Xemnas - Thronebreaker - a spin off of The Witcher series.
Xigbar - Monster Hunter Stories - spin off of Monster Hunter.
Xaldin - Crisis Core - a spin off of Final Fantasy VII
Vexen - Portal - yes, this is a spin off - it takes place in the Half Life Universe!
Lexaeus - Crash Team Racing - spin off of Crash Bandicoot.
Zexion - Persona 5 - spin off of Shin Megami Tensei.
Saix - Luigi's Mansion - spin off of Mario Bros.
Axel - Mario Kart - spin off of Super Mario Bros.
Demyx - Super Smash Bros - spin off of Super Mario Bros.
Luxord - Kirby's Air Ride - spin off of the Kirby series.
Marluxia - Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - a spin off of the Harvest Moon games.
Larxene - Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker - spin off of Mario Bros.
Roxas - Hyrule Warriors - Spin off of the Legend of Zelda.
Xion - Pokemon Snap! - a spin off of the Pokemon games.
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What bugs are they terrified of if they do? Also how do they function when they spot large flying bugs?
I actually did research for this lmao. SAVE THE BEES!
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Scared of:
Spiders - Saix, Larxene
Cockroaches - Xion, Zexion
Beetles - Xigbar
Bees and Wasps - Larxene, Axel, Roxas
Centipedes - Luxord, Demyx
Not afraid of bugs, but has an intense HATRED for them - Marluxia
Not afraid of bugs, but wary - Lexaeus
Not afraid of bugs - Xemnas, Xaldin
Most of them don't mind large flying bugs, but they get a little concerned if the bug is dive-bombing them for no apparent reason. Xion actually loves the bigger flying bugs - butterflies, moths, and dragonflies, etc. Zexion, on the other hand, HATES flying bugs, so those flying cockroaches are like his worst nightmare.
Marluxia isn't scared of bugs, but he despises them. He knows that many of them are good for plants - save the bees, y'all. It's the only way he can keep his garden functioning properly! But those stupid caterpillars like to eat his plants and it's so annoying.
Lexaeus doesn't fuck with bugs if they don't fuck with him. If they come near him, they're probably going to get destroyed.
Xigbar says that he isn't afraid of bugs, but beetles give him the creeps for some reason. Same with Luxord and Demyx - nothing on this planet should have that many legs.
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What is their favorite type of soda?
What type, and do they have a specific brand?
Favorite Sodas
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What is their favorite way of watching a movie?
In a group - Xigbar, Lexaeus, Xaldin, Axel, Demyx, Marluxia, Xion
By themselves - Xemnas, Vexen, Saix
Depends on their mood - Zexion, Luxord, Roxas, Larxene
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At the movies - Xigbar, Xaldin, Axel, Demyx, Xion, Marluxia, Roxas
At home - Xemnas, Lexaeus, Vexen, Zexion, Saix, Larxene, Luxord
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With sweet snacks (candy) - Zexion, Demyx, Marluxia, Xion
With Savory Snacks (popcorn or nachos) - Xaldin, Lexaeus, Saix, Larxene
With heavy food (like pizza or burgers) - Xigbar, Axel, Roxas
With no food - Xemnas, Vexen, Luxord
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Can't do anything else while they watch - Lexaeus, Demyx, Axel, Marluxia, Luxord, Roxas, Xion
Watches movies while doing other tasks (like working, reading, playing on the phone, etc.) - Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Zexion, Saix, Larxene
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What do they do when they can't sleep?
We have that already!
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Does anyone use their element day-to-day? How?
So Axel definitely uses his powers most often. The boy gets cold sometimes so it's nice to able to start a fire or get a little heat whenever he wants.
Zexion also uses his powers. Whether its getting something off a high shelf or levitating two books so he can read multiple at once, he's definitely using his powers. Vexen says that's a waste of his skills, but he doesn't give a shit.
Marluxia uses his powers in his garden all the time. Destroying weeds, making flowers bloom, etc. He sometimes recruits Demyx to help water them.
Luxord uses his powers to cheat at poker night, obviously
Larxene is the resident electrician, even if she doesn't want to be. If something with electricity doesn't seem to be working, she's called in to fix it with a few good zaps. (Even though she knows next to nothing about electrical engineering.)
The others don't really use their powers much outside of battle. Vexen might keep a few test tubes cold and Xaldin might use his powers like a leaf blower or something small like that, but that's about it.
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YES THIS IS STILL OPEN! Can walk in heels/stilettos vs eats the floor?
Master at walking in heels/stilettos - Xigbar, Larxene, Marluxia
Can walk with a few stumbles here and there - Luxord, Xion, Saix
Can't walk in heels, but has definitely tried - Zexion, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xaldin
Can't walk in heels, but has NEVER tried - Xemnas, Vexen, Lexaeus
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How would react the males from the organization if their female S/O is pregnant?
You might like some of these!
Pregnant S/O Cuddling
How They Deal with a Pregnant S/O (excludes Roxas/Xion)
Their S/O Goes Into Labor (not Roxas or Xion)
Reactions to Pregnant S/O Being Struck Down By Sora
S/O Saying They Want to Have a Baby
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