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for whoever recommended me yo perreo sola here on tumblr during my early days in 2020, thank you so much. thank you for making me stan another puerto rican man and i’m going to see him live in 2026

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So happy for you!! While you got bad bunny tickets I got Emilia tickets

omg hi baby!! i’m so happy for us 🩷🩷

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i came back to say I HAVE TICKETS FOR BAD BUNNY OMG

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say goodbye to imgloriaa, soon to be deactivated 😞

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WARNING: murdering people. Tampering with physical evidence. Withholding evidence. Destroying evidence. Swearing. Name calling.

DISCLAIMER: This was all a dream. No real person was actually harmed, hurt or killed. No one murdered a human being wearing a Stitch shower cap. IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

CHAPTER ONE: THE MURDER.

I killed her. Fuck, I really killed her. Her body lays on the ground right next to my new shoes - which I’ll never be able to clean up from the blood, I’d have to throw them away.

How did I do that? I can’t really believe I found the nerve to kill someone. Why am I so calm? Why am I not panicking? I should be panicking, right? Oh my God, I’m smiling. I’ve killed someone and I’m… ok with it. Holy shit, I’m a fucking psycho. Look at her, she’s so cute with her throat sliced open! Maybe I should take a souvenir picture. No! I can’t have a picture of a dead body on my phone, I’d get arrested right away and I didn’t wear this cap for nothing.

Yeah, you read it right, I was wearing a Stitch shower cap to avoid losing hair - therefore my DNA - while I was killing this stupid asshole. I would have been hella mad if I ended up being caught because of a fake blonde hair I lost on the crime scene, safety first. Like, everyone would have thought I’m such a stupid blondie if I’d get caught for not wearing the cap. And, by all means, I’m not stupid, I’m just blonde.

I’ve bought a pair of very common shoes at the local fair and paid in cash. There’s no camera at the Thursday fair and surely no POS. I was wearing some disposable gloves I found in our basement. The box of gloves was brand new and I opened it while I was wearing another pair of disposable gloves I saved from the kitchen (the same gloves I used to clean the kitchen counter using household bleach). Bleach erases fingerprints and other kind of evidences, right? That’s why I was wearing a pair of gloves to open the box of gloves and set aside a new pair of gloves for later. No pun intended.

The easiest part of all was convincing the bitch to meet up with me. I didn’t use a phone, because everything you do with a phone can be traced. I wrote a note on a piece of paper (while wearing the same gloves I used to clean the kitchen and I wrote with my left hand, I’m right handed so the calligraphy didn’t look like mine at all) and I left the note on her bicycle seat. She has never been the smartest of her class or, let alone, the smartest of her own family, so she fell for it. Knowing her she thought a boy was asking her on a date. Oh God, she’s such an ignorant bitch. It was literally too easy.

The only bump in the road of my perfect plane was get rid of the body. I’m not an athletic person, in any kind of way, and everyone I know could swear on that. They could even say me and athletic are enemies and we hate each other to death. So yeah, I surely couldn’t lift a lifeless body, could I?

My first thought was leaving the deceased moron right there and ran away - more like walk away, I don’t run either. Thank God the supposed date was at this isolated place, the nearest camera was probably 5 miles away and there was no one around - except some junkies, but they had other things to worry about other than witnessing a murder, right? They might don’t even remember what happened the next morning or think it was just a head trip caused by drugs. So that gave me some time to think of my next move.

Oh, shit. That dumb bitch surely has her phone in her left pocket. I absolutely need to destroy it. She might have shared her live location with her equally stupid best friend and her bestie might wonder why she’s not moving at all, if I wait longer the bff might get suspicious and call the cops. Well, she’s not moving because she’s dead.

I know the bitch like the back of my hand, so I can easily unlock her phone because her code is her birthday. My first thought is replying to some texts she received while I was killing her, so nobody would be worried and ask too many questions. I use one of my earring to take the SIM out and easily break it. The last step is turning off the phone and throw it into the canal. Her friends will think her phone’s battery died and will start worrying tomorrow when her body will lay at the bottom of the canal and the water will have erased every si gel evidence I might have left behind, even tho I’m sure I didn’t leave any.

I’ve just had the best idea ever. I can push her body close to the shore and let the body fall into the canal. I have to fill all her pockets with rocks so the body won’t come back to the surface. If it will ever come back to the surface nobody will be able to connect me to this specific crime.

I’m not that type of person that leaves the house with a purse full of rocks, so I have to find some nearby. There’s literally no one around, so I can leave the dead body unattended while I explore nearby for heavy rocks.

I can find enough rocks to hold the body at the bottom of the canal, hopefully forever. I’ve never understand the laws of physics, but I think the treasure I found will do the job. I really don’t feel like seeking for other rocks - I’m tired. Also, I think she gained weight and - rocks included - I’m pretty sure I can get away with it pretty easily.

I empty her pockets, I really can’t understand why she thought it was a good idea to bring condoms to the date, I mean, don’t get me wrong, it also means my plan actually worked and she really thought she was going to meet up with some random boy, but was it necessary to bring condoms? I thought the guy was the one in charge of brining condoms to a date, right?

Well, it’s her, nothing really makes sense in her life. I feel her pockets with rocks. The next step of my plan is to carefully make her body slide into the water, without touching it with my hands. The level of water seems pretty high tonight because it has been heavily raining since this morning - thank God! Every single trace of blood will be washed away by the rain, and the body slurped by the water. Best day ever to commit a murder!

The freaking sow doesn’t seem to move an inch. The more I push her the less her body gets close to the shore. I might kick her cadaver, it could be kind of therapeutic for me ‘cause I’d be able to blow off the steam I got left. She was a fucking huge pain in the ass for years and killing her didn’t seem to calm me down yet. I still feel hate and resentment towards her and I need to get rid of these feelings as well as her dead body.

I kick her body harder and harder and harder each time. It remind me of that time I kicked a dickhead named Alessandro to the family jewels. That makes me think I could actually go on a little killer spree and kill all the man named Alessandro in my city. Killing wasn’t that hard after all.

The dead body moves of a couple of inches. It’s finally going somewhere. It would take forever to approach the shore, but at least I am improving. I sigh, she nagging me even in her death. I fucking hate this bitch.

I take a running start and kick the body with all the energy I have. I can’t push the cadaver with my hands because I’m afraid a flap of my sleeve will soak some blood and it takes nothing to be arrested and incriminated based on that single evidence. But it takes us somewhere, the dead body officially reached the shore.

I’m almost done. I’m halfway there. I’m about to be freed from that stick in the mud. I can’t wait for it!

Complete focus. I take a few steps back. Penalty kick and… YES, OH, YES!! IT’S A GOAL! The dead body slides into the water. I will always remember the sound of her body being slurped by the water or the memory of seeing the water bringing her deeply into the canal. I feel like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders, I weight that would have crushed me and killed me instead.

It’s done. She’s not my problem anymore. She’s dead and - sort of - buried. It was about damn time!

I walk away from the crime scene, I’m definitely smiling a little too much. The umbrella carefully placed over my head keeps me from getting wet. It seems like I’m leaving in a novel, the rain poured heavily the whole day, but stopped while I murdered the person I hated most in the whole world. And, fun fact, it started raining again after the water welcomed her dead body to the bottom of the canal.

I haven’t been this happy since the day I met my idol at CD-signing back when I was fourteen. The after-crime adrenaline was so addictive and, to be completely honest, I’d do it all over again. Oh shit, I now understand Ted Bundy’s obsession with killing people: it’s so fucking addictive!

Goodnight, forever, you ugly whore.

AUTHOR’s NOTE:

Hi guys! As you might already know: english isn’t my first language. But I really wanted to do something special for you all and translate this chapter I wrote for my DreamLand - One Shot Collection. Yeah, I really had this dream. It made me feel like “a weight had been lifted off my shoulders” and I could say goodbye to the grudge I was holding. It was kinda therapeutic to me to be fair. The next one’s gonna be funnier, I can’t wait to post it 🫶🏻

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i’m back in my rappers era and i’m obsessed with this song. OBSESSED!!!

me and this artist also have a picture together and we were so young omg

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ok so here me out!

i’m back on wattpad and i’ve published this weird story - which is actually a collection of my weird dreams.

Would it be interesting if i’d translate a couple of chapter into english for y’all? oh, remember it’s just a silly thing i’m doing because i need to write more soft stuff, so the writing is pretty simple and, of course, ironic.

if you’re interested, i think the first chapter will be out this week!

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I don’t use tumbler often so I just saw you reply to my post the band is runner runner where the guy kinda looks like zabdel

I don’t use tumblr anymore to be honest. I should just delete the app at this point!

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I’M BACK WITH MY - not really asked - OPINIONS.

Richard disappointed me. The EP is almost full of skips, I would save just a couple of songs and those songs I would play while writing a spicy chapter - or trying to strip my non-existent boyfriend, double standards. I would throw it in the trash. Move on. Phases feels like a song CNCO scrapped.

Erick’s song wasn’t that bad, although I kinda liked it once the chorus hit, but as far as lyrics… literally, Erick, I don’t care your heart has been broken into a trillion pieces, give us some raggaeton. If any of you will ask for a translation, expect it after the weekend.

These guys will flop and they will be forced to be CNCO back.

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richard’s EP is available on all streaming platforms (aka nobody purchased from the first platform)

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sooooooo, erick announced his second single being released tomorrow (it’s currently 23/1 for me if you were wondering). i don’t understand why he announces at the very last minute 🤷🏼‍♀️ i will delight you with my opinions once the song is out!

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I decided to listen to a band I haven’t listened to since middle school and tell me why when I looked them tell me why I thought it was zabdi on the picture. I had to do a double take

i’m curious: which band?? 👀

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not yashua complaining because he’s not getting enough the views and followers let’s be real here most of his “fans” were most people are from Richard followers and CNCOwners

I’m gonna be completely and brutally honest today, because i feel like it when i feel like a total gemini bitch.

CNCO took something for granted when they decided to disband: in their mind they thought they would come out of that mess unharmed. First of all, they relied too much on their fame status & didn’t realize they weren’t as big as One Direction and their fan base wasn’t as royal as directioners. Then, their decision of when announcing the disbanding. Bringing it out while accepting an award wasn’t a very smart move. In addition to that we should remember Zabdiel was already in talks to release his debut single while still in the band and Richard was hella mad at him and everybody knew something was wrong. All of these contributed to the reason a great portion of the fandom decided to step out. This was the first big mistake they made.

Their second big mistake was egoistically thinking they would have had the same success as One Direction members achieved when going solo. They were pretty confident it would have worked out for every single one of them, while they still had an example in front of them of how, in fact, it didn’t work for Jword. They were basically digging their own grave and didn’t even notice it.

Another mistake they made that costed them more than half of the fandom was their farewell tour. People forgive, but people don’t forget very easily. The farewell tour was not thought through like they made us think it was. Not planning an european leg was hella stupid, but planning 10 shows in Mexico was cruel. They didn’t sold out any of the 10 shows. And they were also forced to cancel some dates of the tour because tickets wouldn’t sell, at that point half of the fandom was gone and the other half was desperately hoping to see them one last time outside USA & LATAM - which never happened.

So, having finally said that, if Yashua is flopping, it’s just a reflection to what is happening to Richard. CNCOwners stopped caring about Richard and, as a result, they stopped caring about Yashua as well. Let’s face the truth: none of the CNCO guys will be able to achieve something as a solo artist because the fandom they thought they had doesn’t exists anymore. All of them were relaying on a previous existing fandom to start their careers - so, they were sure CNCOwners would stream their debut singles no matter what. They ended up not having that. Richard released his album on a platform where people have to pay the music per minute to listen to it, because nobody wanted to sign him - mainly because everyone knows their previous fanbase is completely gone (half of it switched to kpop lmao and the other half is probably like me: we listen to various genres because we can’t get attached to another artist anymore). Zabdiel is nowhere to be found in terms of music. Erick’s debut was lame - his team could have created some hype before announcing the single, but they didn’t. Hype is fundamental. And the song wasn’t even that good. He got a couple of performances booked and that’s it. He’s back in his apartment in Miami doing what he always does. Chris is… do we really think he would actually come out with music? I have lost hopes.

Men. They always manage to screw everything up and never have good ideas. Richard will be out there looking for a regular job or something else (dancing gigs? acting? everything to support one toddler and alimony to his other child.)

That’s it. I’ve spilled my hot tea once for all.

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CNCO so careers has been pissing me off so I had to go back to my OG love for tattooed, musician men. OK, but seriously some of those metalcore men are so fucking fine. It hurts 

can’t say anything, i’m in my sabrina carpenter era

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I was all excited to check it out….this man put the music on some app and we have to pay to access bye😭 I already pay for Spotify premium for that sir! Anyways whenever he drops it on there I’ll listen

he has no label so i don’t think he will put the ep out pretty soon. he’s hoping somebody will like the ep and make him sign and release it

cnco as solos are flopping, cnco as a band wasn’t.

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richard, honey… ain’t gonna pay for your album when i already got an apple music subscription. he released it as an independent artist, i guess he couldn’t find a label. i will streaming illegally once someone will make a download link for free. 8$ A MINUTE???? i’d have to give him 8$ a minute after he was part of the band that failed to make an european farewell tour??? no, thank you.

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richard posted about his ep and the song int he background seems GOOD? too bad it’s not on apple music, you will never know what my opinion is