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This is like some painting my mom got in Greece, which I guess is a replica of a famous ancient work of art, but like it proves that the stereotypical straight dude showing off the fish he caught is really timeless. Except they used to be naked and have blue hair, which is neat. But see the resemblance. We will never escape the fish Bros, they are immortal and eternal.

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The other day, this really short, petite girl came up to me (also a girl), and told me my arms were big. And she just like put her hand on my bicep and told me to flex and was like ‘whoah’. But anyway, that’s the gayest I’ve felt in a while.

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Braino: like Drano, but for your brain

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Frankensteinway: The story of a young musician, who makes a hideous piano through the unorthodox method of piecing together parts of other pianos.

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I felt like the world needed to be introduced to Mel the mermaid man

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I’m about to commit brain damage

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The mint: *is intense*

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Anybody: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah. Why? Am I? Should I not be? Did something happen? What did I do? Did I do something bad? Is that why I look like there’s something wrong? Am I okay? Are you okay?

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.

It means a lot.

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i have no bones

that popping noise you hear? those are the glowsticks inside my body.

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as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

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How did humans end up with butt cracks? Like there aren’t any apes that have butt cracks, and if we evolved from apes, how did it happen? Was it a mutation that just one guy had and then everyone was like yo everybody mate with the butt crack dude?