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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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I hope y'all know I'm actually in your walls, like I'm just crawling around in there

The mice say hi, the wall paper is tasty, and you need to drink some water you dehydrated dry ass crinkly ass bitch

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just in case it gets deleted

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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That's just a theory, a JACKSON'S DIARY THEORY

yeah if you haven't guessed by the title, I have a THEORY (there will be spoilers for like... all of it)

Okay so yk how the contents of Jackson's diary have an affect on real life and people are split on whether or not Exer's feelings for David are real or not because of that? I have come to answer that question.

Okay so the diary entry that is credited to Dexer becoming a thing is an entry about Jackson kissing Pamela and how he felt when it happened. Taken out of context, it isn't remotely specific enough to suggest that when it manifests in Exer's life it would have to happen with a male or female, it could literally have been anyone. And even if it did have more specifics, there's no guarantee they would've held any weight.

This is a trend we see often in regards to the diary. Yes, he may have written down or drawn an event but that doesn't mean it'll play out exactly the way he wrote it. For example, the empanada entry. Exer still got empanadas, but not from his aunt like the diary entry says.

I think another layer of it is also that Jackson's feelings and Exer's magic are deeply connected and the diary only makes that bond stronger. Think about the first season. Jackson was really nervous and stressed along with other things and it only got worse as time progressed. As those feelings got more intense and overwhelming, Exer began to lose control of his magic. This is no coincidence, because we see it again as Jackson works to get his mental health back in a good place. As he recovers, Exer's magic gets a little more manageable too. They don't make these progressions at the same speed, but they're happening at the same time which is what's important here. I say all this to say that Exer's feelings for David are 100% genuine and probably go back further than the story let's on because they're tied to Jackson's feelings towards Pamela.

Unfortunately, this most likely means that if for some reason, Jackson and Pamela were to split, David and Exer might as well. This all depends on how the diary interprets his entry about it, if he even writes one, and how strong his feelings are. Either way, Exer's feelings, magic, and love life are all heavily dependent on Jackson. Who is on the receiving end of any of this, however, is not something Jackson can control.

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I would be such a a cool wizard like I would just roll through the hood casting spells and shit and pondering my orb and like casting fireball maybe even chilling with buff orc women idk man I would be a really cool wizard

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guys

i want a fish samwish

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DEXER HEADCANONS BECAUSE THE BRAIN ROT IS SO STRONG

Y'ALL. I READ ALL OF JACKSON'S DIARY AND I CANNOT GET OVER THESE TWO, I MUST SPEAK ON MY BLORBOS

Exer calls David "honey" or "sunshine", or at least he starts to later on in their relationship

They don't say "I love you" that often, at least not verbally. They have so many other ways of showing it that it seems a little repetitive to say it

Instead of sniffing his clothes, David just sniffs Exer instead. Like he'll literally just come out of nowhere and sniffs him, Exer's gotten used to it

Music is one of their love languages, they'll buy each other cassettes and vinyls and watch out for music they think the other will like (they're also huge George Michael fans)

David likes to cook and goes out of his way to make Exer lunch when he works on the weekends. He even leaves notes in it and everything y'all

They got married as soon as gay marriage was legal

They jokingly fight about would get custody of Lucy-furr if they broke up

They sit on each other all the time. Like all the time. It doesn't matter where. They've been doing this before they were even dating but it only got more frequent when they got together

They'll say some pretty gay things to each other in public and then throw in "no homo" after. Like they'll just be in the cafeteria like "you have the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen... no homo"

They haven't tell Jackson about their relationship yet, but he already knows because one, the season finale, and two HE HAS EYES!!! They're really not that good at seeming like they're just homies

They do karaoke a lot

The closest you'll get to seeing them fight is when they play video games together, they both take it WAAAAAAY too seriously

Aight that's it, stay tuned for more contributions to the Jackson's Diary fandom (WE NEED CONTENT!!!)

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I know that’s right

Everyone wants you to go the extra mile, but no one gives you the gas to do it.

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Life goals

1. Die fighting an alligator in a Cracker Barrel I’ve been banned from

2. Being the rat king

3. Doin ya mom

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why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy

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thought of the day: sparkling water gives homophobic vibes for some reason, seltzer is straight but cool, and obviously soda is fruity