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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

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The Minecraft community is so spoiled it kinda annoys me, they hate on new updates as if they don’t have the single most well documented game in the history of gaming, they praise notch but he stepped down from being the head of the development team after The End was added.

They get pissy when Mojang dosent throw out huge as updates every year as if they didn’t specifically say they were going to make smaller updates, and they whine about new features and bug fixes as if you can’t just go back a version you can’t do that with ANY OTHER GAME not to mention they are the most friendly to the modding community it’s almost apart of the game I mean they literally hired mod devs to work on the game.

In servers like hypixel you can even play with friends on DIFFERENT VERSIONS! THATS NOT A THING WITH ANY OTHER GAME, if one friend on 1.9 and another friend on 1.21 tried to start a world together there world generation, seeds and literally everything would be different VILLAGER TRADING would be different, and yet they still found a way for 2 people on different versions to play together that’s actually insane

And yet the community complains

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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

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I keep seeing posts about “Atheists believe this”, “Atheists say that” and it’s absolutely infuriating to me because atheism ISNT an organized religion like Catholicism or Judaism, if you ask 10 atheists “what is morality” you will most likely get 10 different answers because they’re all individual people with their own conclusion instead of an organized group with a consensus.

This isn’t an argument for or against religion or atheism by the way I just see this stupid ass argument all the time and it annoys the hell out of me

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You guys should watch dr stone

I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.

The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.

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I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.

The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.

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fag enabler dog

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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

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That post that's like "Ummm thoughtcrimes don't exist but most ppl who say that aren't talking about thoughts they are literally TALKING about their thoughts and saying thoughts out loud is bad" is the whole reason we have to keep saying that thoughtcrimes don't exist. Talking about things like your intrusive thoughts, urges, or desires is NOT actually the same as acting on them; thoughts are not something you can control and nobody deserves to be condemned for not suffering in silence because they've been convinced their thoughts are unspeakable. If you're out here promoting acting like a cop about things that don't even harm you or anyone else then maybe take yourself down to ur local sandwich shop cuz maybe you'll be less of a cunt when you're not hungry idk.

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anyway i was SAYING lesbian sw should get called weiwei and then adjust her glasses awkwardly to hide her smile. but i don’t know if this is in character yet

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balatro would be more interesting to me if it was about mahjong

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

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being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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Puppygirl gender affirming care : Spaded

puppyboy gender affirming care: euthanasia

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This is actually the most real thing that has been spoken

i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay