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“Joey Richter’s Pete this”

“Joey Richter’s Pete that”

GIVE ME MORE NICK LANG AS PETER SPANKOFFSKI NOWWWWW

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN A VERY POTTER SENIOR YEAR USED TO BE FIVE HOURS LONG

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Once a substitute teacher made me cry in front of the whole class but thankfully they’re all kind enough to not bring it up

“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”

— Lemony Snicket

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There’s a fucking bug in my fucking bed and I’m going to fucking cry

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Nevermore will they mock you, Stanford!

(He fucked a triangle~)

(I did not! I did not fuck a triangle!)

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Was nobody gonna tell me that Figment is in AVPM???

WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL ME FIGMENT IS IN AVPM???????

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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To celebrate pride here is a screenshot of when I accidentally outed myself to my friend simply because JKR pissed me off enough

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In a hotel room with my uncle and this man snores so fucking loud I can tell why is wife divorced him PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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I’ll make fun of wattpad as much as the next person but I love the feature of commenting on each paragraph

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Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

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Hot take but I don’t like Milo as Seymour. I’m a fan of him in ZOMBIES but in LSoH his mannerisms come across as fake (like he’s mocking “weird anime kids”)

I also don’t like riffs in general especially in older musicals that weren’t written for it. They just seem robotic and in general grind my gears. Small ones don’t bother me- like when it’s not words, more like the actor is doing scales

TLDR- I like Milo. I like little shop. Just not together

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"Okay but aroace people can still date!" would you ship a lesbian with a man? I'm not talking about those weirdos who ignore everything canon, I'm talking about the vast majority of the fanbase. Do you think most of them would ship a gay man with a woman?

It's not just about the shipping, it's the fact that y'all will use every single loophole in existence to justify why an aroace character should be shipped. Can you literally respect one singular thing? GODDDD

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Cain' Instinct

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