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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨

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"I asked chat gpt" "I asked grok" well I asked yue qingyuan and he apologised, cried and didn't even answer my question.

PLEASEEE

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A rogue cultivator sneers at Shen Jiu during a summit: “Your reputation precedes you, Peak Lord Shen. Cold. Cruel. Unlovable.”

Shen Jiu, folding his fan with a sharp snap: “Oh? And yours doesn’t precede you at all. Likely because no one cares to remember you.”

He tilts his head, smile like a blade, voice smooth as poison and twice as fast-acting: “Tell me—did mediocrity feel like destiny, or was it a surprise? Or are you simply proud of having clawed your way to insignificance?”

The man opens his mouth. Shen Jiu doesn’t let him speak.

“Please, spare us your lineage. I already know it. A long, prestigious line of disappointments, each more forgettable than the last. You speak as though your opinion bears weight, but even your presence barely casts a shadow.”

He walks closer, circling once like a cat toying with a bleeding bird. His voice drops, every syllable enunciated with scalpel-precise contempt.

“You call me cold? That’s laughable, coming from someone who’s never burned hot enough to be remembered. Cruel? If I were truly cruel, I’d pretend to respect you. And unlovable?”

Shen Jiu leans in, smile gone—eyes narrowed, utterly, devastatingly unimpressed.

“Fool. Men twice as worthy have begged to crawl between my knees for a fraction of my attention. What have you ever inspired besides boredom and pity?”

He turns his back without ceremony, flicking his fan open once more like a judge pronouncing a death sentence.

“If you want relevance so badly, next time bring a blade, not your tongue. At least then we’d have a reason to remember you.”

The rogue cultivator looks like he aged a decade. One of his sleeves might be damp from silent tears. No one breathes.

Liu Qingge, in the back, visibly sweating: “Is this a duel or foreplay ??” Yue Qingyuan, staring glassy-eyed at Shen Jiu’s mouth: “I fear I may have developed a condition.” Mu Qingfang, flatly: “Do you need medical attention?” Liu Qingge: “Yes. For… heart demons.”

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people need to accept that some gay/lgbt people are terrible and some gay/lgbt people are boring and it doesnt make them Actually Straight or anything

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the (rare) long days at heavenly court can really take it out of an old god

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A doppelganger situation. There's 2 Xie Lian, and it's impossible to tell which one's which. They have the same memories.

Xie Lian #1 goes for the emotional appeal. Says the standard "You know deep down which one of us is real", talking about shared moments, "Who could ever know me better than you?" He tries to hold Hua Cheng

Only to be put in a choke hold by Xie Lian #2 who has the most sinister grin and calmly says "If you ever lay your filthy hands on my San Lang, they'll never stop finding your body"

Xie Lian #2 is the real one

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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Critisism towards the Pjo show to uplift the Pjo movies are brought on by people who've outgrown Pjo and forgotten they're chidren's urban fantasy books and not stock YA fodder.Moviesverse Pjo stripped the series of it's uniqueness amongst other pg medias of the time,notably in tropes subversions and full on defiements i.e not applying them to begin with.Percy was a bully beater and unambigiously intentionally neurodivergent rather than just an allegory for minorities who's also a meek quiet fragile nerd and a major theme is Percy isn't more than a loser but simply not a loser and objectively the coolest character in the entire saga and the lame reputation is correctly credited to ableist stereotyping.Although intended as adhd and dyslexic,Percy was accidentally made canonically autistic too thanks to nonstop symptoms and the girls although with issues in regards to feminist potrayals were all allowed to be distinctively different as much as the boys as opposed to getting hit by Generic Strong Female Character Syndrome™️ and Grover switched up as a Black Best Friend™️ stereotype in the movies along with everyone else's less problematic watering down.Including Percy,who's neither autism nor adhd were depicted accurately

The Pjo movies are 'based actually' to Pjo show haters because they cater to a generic audience,not struggling and isolated and 'geeky' people.Y'all motherfuckers for real bitched about Sally snapping at Percy one time in distress and Thalia and Clarisse's black girl swag being vindicated and Percy doing a Fortnite dance like Percy hasn't been giving autistic about video games since 2005💀Find a Percy descriptor that isn't 'skater boy' and saying it like it's a personality and stop acting like Leahbeth shot your 'childhood' in the face.Gamgams and Popops need some fruit gummies and hopscotch since big kid books are too complex for them

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So I made this for a reel or tiktok, but I like the drawings themselves and I haven’t posted anything here just yet, hope you like this tiny contribution to wangxian 🤲🏾

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imagine you're 16 years old and you have a huge crush on this celebrity that you use as a coping mechanism to get through high school and your shitty home life. then your celebrity crush openly protests against the corrupt government which causes him to get canceled on Twitter and his old boy band kicks him out and his parents get assassinated. then one day you go to the bar and he's there getting blackout drunk and starting fights with people so you follow him around to make sure he doesn't die but then he almost gets hit by a bus so you push him out of the way and get hit by the bus instead. when you wake up in the hospital no one knows where he is but you miraculously have a full scholarship to law school. 30 years pass and you become very successful lawyer. you get a case representing a garbage man who uncovered key evidence in an unsolved murder from 30 years ago. you go to meet with your new client for the first time. it's your old celebrity crush.

that's what happened to hua cheng

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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Oh my fucking god. You had to add the last part. 😭💔

Twinkling Watermelon Headcanons for the Soul

This is my very self-indulgent offering to the deprived Yichan/Cheongah yearners, because two years is long enough to finally get me to write, not a full-length piece, but something.

Aftermath

After the confession/performance, Yichan didn't want to be away from Cheongah. Instead, he gave Eungyeol a leave-before-she-sees-you look (which, Eungyeol gave an "okay" sign to before dashing out of the band room) and basked in the feeling of being in Cheongah's hold.

His heart was attempting to break out of his rib cage, but he tried to play it cool. When Cheongah finally leaves the hug—much to his dismay—he saw her face for the first time again and.. oh. Oh, she's smiling. His knees? Weak.

He did not get to finish the song anymore, but he somehow managed to sign: I'll walk you home.

The journey home was awkward, but sweet. Two teenagers, happy and in love, walking or sitting side-by-side, unsure of what to say. Yichan couldn't really stand the silence, so he asked her about the camping trip. She said yes.

Oh, and they kept insisting on watching each other either to go inside the house (Yichan) or go on their way home (Cheongah). They agreed to partways at the same time.

But Yichan didn't. He stayed to watch Cheongah get inside her home before skipping or tornado-ing his way back to his grandmother's place.

Holding Hands

Yichan is big on physical touch. When he's proud of his bandmates, he gives them a pat on the back. When Eungyeol cries, he hugs him like a father. When Sekyeong (Eunyu) successfully "rage-baits" Eungyeol, he gives her a hi-five.

With Cheongah, however, it's a little different, because apparently, it was easier to hold Cheongah's hand when he didn't have all these big, overwhelming feelings for her.

One time, Cheongah guided his hands to correct a particular sign, then he froze. His hands started tingling. His ears turned red, and he struggled to form words both verbally and physically. Cheongah was oblivious to all of this, and found Yichan's stuttering funny. Seeing Cheongah laugh was the last thing he needed to see when his heart was beating like a drum that time, yet he wouldn't trade it for the world.

So, Yichan just.. doubletakes before initiating contact. Cheongah is the opposite. She doesn't hesitate at all. She fixes his hair, holds his arm, and hugs him when the moment begs it.

To be fair, hand-holding is not really their thing! Before touch, their hands are primarily used for communication. So, Yichan once experienced trying to reach for Cheongah's hand only to miss, because Cheongah had to tell him about a certain artwork she's been working on.

Still, Yichan likes to play with her fingers when they're in the band room, and Cheongah's too busy observing the sit-com tendencies of Yichan's bandmates.

Who Asked Who?

Also after the confession/performance, Yichan broke down on his knees when he realized that he did not ask Cheongah to be his girlfriend. Now, he's overthinking if he missed the chance or not, because his boarder hyungs teased him that "she would've brought it up" if she wanted him to be her boyfriend. (They're all single college boys paying Eungyeol to do their homework—I don't know why Yichan fell for it.)

Yichan knew that Cheongah likes him, but she literally just told him to fuck off a few days ago. What can a young foolish adolescent boy do but be scared?

The suffering ended immediately though, because the day after, Yichan saw Cheongah walking out her campus gates, smiling. He asked her if Eungyeol was around with her chauffeur, and she said: "I told Eungyeol that I wanted to see my boyfriend first."

Yichan went silent. Then he proceeded to fall to the ground.

Yichan remains.. Yichan

Yichan is a balance of being extremely uncritically fond of Cheongah, and being Cheongah's biggest tease. Despite being deaf her whole life, Cheongah kept discovering new things with Yichan's childish antics.

For one, she wasn't aware that when your tummy grumbles, it makes a sound. She used to be so fascinated when Yichan catches on with her hunger, until Yichan told her that he "heard" it. The magic's gone, but Yichan said that he finds it really, really, really, really cute.

Next, when they once argued about a stupid balance game, Yichan deliberately closed his eyes as soon as he finished explaining his argument. Cheongah was dumbfounded, but it was the funniest thing she's ever witnessed.

Also, Cheongah was unaware that laughing does not only shorten your breath, but also makes a sound. So, when they were playing hide-and-seek with Watermelon Sugar, Yichan found her first, because she couldn't stop laughing from her hiding spot.

Yichan is so Yichan, yet his band members insisted that he's incredibly different around his girlfriend. It's because their loud, obnoxious, energetic frontman turns into the most gentle, quiet, careful lovesick boy in front of her.

They definitely tease Yichan about Cheongah.

When Yichan Got Into an Accident

Yichan never told Cheongah about it. He never called, never sent her a fax, never spoke about her, nor did he ask about her. He was at his lowest. He barely moved at all. He would shut his eyes when the doctors come. He would open the television, only to close it again, because he's constantly reminded that he lost his hearing.

Cheongah was set to leave with her father in a few days.. until Majoo. Majoo who refused to sit still and let Yichan's will deteriorate before him. Majoo who knocked on Cheongah's door, holding a notebook with words he carefully wrote over and over again. Majoo who broke the news, and saw Cheongah's face drop instantly.

There were so many things running in her mind: What happened? Who did this? How is Yichan? How can I make it better? How could this happen?

Cheongah somehow found the strings that connected the accident to her family, and that only made everything worse.

Still, Cheongah ran to see Yichan immediately and witnessed the helpless state he's in. It was as if some force sucked all the light in Yichan's eyes, yet he still smiled (a little) when he saw her.

Yichan refused to sign—answers reduced to nods when Cheongah sat by his side. It was a symbol of protest, because signing would only make everything seem more real.

"I'm here. I love you," Cheongah said, and the front that Yichan built since the accident crumbled to dust.

Yichan didn't know how much he needed Cheongah until he's in her arms, safe from everything outside of it.