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minthara baby what did you mean by this???

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Gideon

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what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

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If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

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Yes but swords to plowshares isn’t a counter spell, and a blue player might very well also be playing StP, and just because they’re countering the *major* arcana doesn’t mean they’re not *exiling* the minor.

Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

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(that is love)

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mayrina is NOT boys

boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

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whoa look who just appeared in my hades 2 playthrough... crazy

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If I was Camilla I would be giving "Dulcinea" the hard fucking silent treatment too watching Palamedes bring her tea and tenderly drape her in his bathrobe only for her to barely give him a second glance or even say hello and go back to batting her lashes at the first well-muscled butch teenager she laid eyes on. Never mind the fact that she literally doesn't acknowledge the fact that Camilla exists when Camilla thought they were at least friends. She's not wearing the pulmonary drain he invented for her even though it works as intended and she audibly badly needs it. I'd be on the news

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this is a really cool take on rapunzel, 10/10

The worst woman you know, everyone's wife, Ianthe Tridentarius.

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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I struggle with typical mind fallacy, but it really helps that everyone else does, too.

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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed