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Basically, I’ve made it my life’s mission to annoy Nicole Arbour by commenting on all her Instagram pictures and implying her age is slightly older than it actually is

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I’ve been seeing a lot of Jessica Jones gifs in my feed lately. 

I always glance at them and think I’m seeing James Franco playing Tommy Wiseau in The Disaster Artist.

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When I like a guy I get tunnel vision for him and only him. The most attractive guys in the world could try to talk to me and I wouldn’t even notice.

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Went to a Japanese steakhouse for the first time. My date chatted with an eight-year-old seated next to him.

All I could think was “FATHER MATERIAL” 

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With every consecutive date, I act more and more like a child

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Kissing boys is weird

I think I always expected kissing to be like this amazing romantic thing.

I’ll be honest. It’s pretty boring. And does anyone actually know what to do with their tongue? Cuz it’s just kinda there doing whatever.

While kissing my mind tends to wander and I think about my homework assignments, or how great a grilled cheese sandwich would be and... 

OH SHIT I’ve left my eyes open again. I do that a lot. It makes people uncomfortable.

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I’m sorry, but penises will never not be funny to me. They’re so impractical and stupid from an evolutionary standpoint. And they make me giggle.

I can’t help but feel like it’s one reason I’m still single.

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okey.

@whereorangesgrow tagged me and tbh I don’t even know who you are? I think loney lol.

Relationship status: Ended one thing now onto the next lolol

Favourite colour: Pink. Cuz am grl

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick, even though it turns my lips into the sahara desert

Three favourite foods: Pizza, lasagna, chicken parmesan

Last movie I watched: The Purge, fml. This guy I went out with made me watch it with him because it’s “such a great movie.” He just wanted to watch something scary to get me to cuddle with him. I mean it worked, but smh.

Top 3 shows: Star Wars Rebels, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Steven Universe

Top 3 bands: It changes a lot. But right now it’s The Wombats, Gus Dapperton, Post Malone. Only one is a band, idc.

Books I’m currently reading: School books and they’re boring.

Tag 10: I don’t know ten people on here cuz I’m never on tumblr lolololol

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I searched “stock images” on DeviantArt and one of the first results was naked ladies 69ing and masturbating. Apparently a pose reference, but like,

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS THANKS

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Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

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WHY???

Well now I feel sad :c

Headcanons: Parents who surrender their children to the Jedi Temple

Republic-registered parents would receive Republic medical benefits, like insurance and exemption from paying pre-natal and childbirth bills.

By law, the Republic keeps the parents informed, provided they keep info confidential. Parents are allowed to know about the welfare of their children, whether they are alive and well. They are updated on even the status of their children, whether they become Padawans and her Knighted. In turn, Jedi do have access to their homeworld data, but are discouraged from attaching themselves to close info, like their parents’ name, though it remains open in case they want to quit. But of course, parents know they extinguished all custody and have no say on where they go.

So don’t imagine Caleb Dume’s parents, or just a Miss Dume, receiving holo-letters on the status of her son. And then she learns he becomes a Padawan of a Master. And then he is planted into the Clone Wars. And then as the Republic was fading, suddenly her final letter, with a seal of the birthing Empire, is that her Caleb Dume was executed by corrupt Jedi Masters.

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My entire artistic identity literally centers around me just physically forcing myself to do things I say I want to do, but don’t actually want to do.

Like, turn off that TV show to write, or actually pick up that pen to draw something...

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Oh my lord bats are just the most precious little things.

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I ship my OCs so hard...

To the point where everyone that knows me is weirded out by it xD

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