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Daily Prompt: Random Act of Kindness
Daily writing promptWrite about a random act of kindness you’ve done for someone.View all responses I don’t know if this counts as an act done for someone, but my wife and I saved a bird. We stopped to get gas on the way to the bookstore, and as we drove towards the pumps, I saw a bird that looked like it was struggling to fly. I said something to my wife about it, and we kept asking each other…
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Murder. Murder. Murder. Murdercat! HOOOOOOOOO (Part 3)
Contemplating life. Or seeing a bird he’d like to catch. At this point, I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I will always have a cat in my house, allergies be damned. Not the same cat, of course. That would be weird. And impossible. But apparently mice getting into my home is just forever something that will give me anxiety; so, I’m going to need a cat, because dogs are useless when the…

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Daily Prompt: Morning Rituals
Daily writing promptWhat are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?View all responses (from l-r: DeNiro, Pacino, and Nico) Depending on whether it’s a weekday or weekend, I’m rudely scared awake by either my alarm or the mouthiest dog to ever exist, Pacino. (Seriously, huskies have nothing on him). I put on my slides and glasses and attempt to step over my bedside…
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You Don't Know What You Got 'Til It's Gone
In my comeback post, I casually mentioned not being in school anymore. I did quit over a year ago because art school is expensive AF. It just became too hard to come up with all the money needed for classes and equipment. Especially equipment. I tried to buy used photography equipment as much as I could, but even used gear, if it’s worth purchasing, is expensive. Now I’m back to learning what I…
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Pacino and the Bird
This title must be read to the tune of "Pinky and the Brain."
A face all of you can love. In a previous post, I mentioned snapping at my wife because I thought she was going to throw a dead mouse in the trash. This is the story behind why I thought she would do that, as told to me by my wife. For context, I get up at 4am to get started on my morning routine before work, so I try to get in bed by 10pm at the very latest. My wife’s schedule varies,…

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Filters should totally be a thing IRL, because you can definitely not tell that I've had a total of 5 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours.
Also, my nose has effectively shut down, and my throat is currently toeing the line between just being on fire, and swelling shut.
Also also, perfecting my Kathleen Turner impression. Please consider me for Serial Mom 2.
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I may have sprained my finger, and am currently barely a functioning adult, but at least I got myself almost a full week off work and a wife who's willing to half-ass do my hair for me.
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If you want to be rocked to sleep, but feel weird about asking someone to do it, just let an 85lb bear-dog sleep in the bed with you. His panting will rock you to sleep in no tizzzzzz...
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Happy New Year from this party animal!
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I finally have a job where I don't have to work weekends and holidays just so I could get a second job where I have to work weekends and holidays. 🤦🏽♀️
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I just want to know why.
#wtf wish#I'm not kink shaming#I'm just saying i identify as a woman#and those shoes look uncomfortable af
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Is there ever going to be an episode of Pose that doesn't make me emotional?
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I have not seen the movie Ready or Not, but I have seen the trailer multiple times. Apparently, that is enough to inspire the setting of an Effexor-fueled sex dream about Macaulay Culkin.
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Happy Caturday from this little weirdo! https://www.instagram.com/p/BxoN1sDF0jf/?igshid=1multrlxwfjv4
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I think we can all agree that the real loser in the Game of Thrones is my fingernails.
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