imsothoroughlymodern

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So fun fact: I used to be in a sorority

which is like a horrifying bit of my lore and I understand why people join cults now

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hi

just *how* thoroughly modern are you?

I have indeed *raised* my skirt AND *bobbed* my hair

Sometimes I even… rouge my knees 😏

(I originally named this account literally after opening night of thoroughly modern Millie when I was 13)

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True pain is felt when it’s a rainy day, you and your girlfriend are cuddled up, the cat at your feet, wrapped up in a blankie, and your alarm goes off

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NSFW ask game 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

K nerd

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Me?? Wanna share what I do that’s so intimidating?

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Pertaining to the ask game.

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Hi :) how ya doing? Everyone is allowed to message me

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Your posts make me feel like I should cherish myself but also make me so wet

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Lil ole me? I’m glad you feel like that hun 🩷 you should cherish yourself

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Just bc something is your experience, doesn’t mean it’s others 🩷 I’ve had multiple times in my life where I’ve compared breasts with friends. Not even in sexual contexts too, I had a breast cancer scare once and wanted a second opinion. The original reason everyone went into the bathroom was to see someone’s new nipple piercings, it then turned into something else. Just bc you haven’t experienced it doesn’t mean it has not happened 🫶

Just had the memory of one of the weirdest times I experienced transphobia, at a party all the girlies were going to the bathroom to compare all their tits. I was flat out told I’m not welcome because I’m “not a woman”

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I was. I actually got pulled into that bathroom drunk out of my mind and was then pressured to pull out my own tits. Other women touched me non consensually because I “didn’t count” bc I hadn’t figured out my sexuality. If you want to point fingers regarding SA, take some looks at your own community. Being queer or a woman does not mean that you cannot commit SA

Just had the memory of one of the weirdest times I experienced transphobia, at a party all the girlies were going to the bathroom to compare all their tits. I was flat out told I’m not welcome because I’m “not a woman”

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You’re not my roommate!! And the other one travels almost exclusively

I’m living in a house currently where all of my roommates are men and a tiny bit of my soul crushes every time I walk into the kitchen

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I’m living in a house currently where all of my roommates are men and a tiny bit of my soul crushes every time I walk into the kitchen

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Incorrect

I am unlovable

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My gender? Oh it’s actually what ever the fuck Jack Kelly’s got going on in newsies

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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Me at 3am thinking about how I have to perform children’s theatre in 6 hours: damn that’s gonna suck

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gods eepiest beeper 🫵