You really need not go further than the headline. Good god man, I think you were hoping to do some good old robot fetishizing and Ava (not Eva) wasn’t having it. Also, it’s Turing. 0/10
Ex Machina (2014) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb
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”why do all the girls in her dream wear such porny outfits?”
Because she’s a lesbian, Kevin.
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Just as this reviewer struggles to find any coherence to his own criticism it’s hard to pick just one thing: referring to the characters as bimbos, bashing Browning for her looks, the inexplicable parallells to Show Girls and Spiceworld (while assuring us that he hates The Spice Girls). There’s just so much crap and not enough toilet paper. 0/10
Sucker Punch (2011) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb
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This reviewer really took a look and said ”I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”. 0/10
Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks • found on imdb
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The secret to spotting an #incelreview is to look for what the so called reviewer gets hung up on. In any given movie there seem to be plotholes, flawed characterization, or other issues to validly address. Yet this frustrated reviewer thinks that *checks notes* showing skin and graphic penetration is the only way to save the movie because a character cheated on her husband. Still he was generous enough to give it a 3. That’s the highest grade from an imdb review we’ve had. Let’s celebrate by giving his review the lowest score so far: -1/10
Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb
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This review was written by a Disney villain. 0/10
Raya and the Last Dragon (2020) dir. Don Hall & Carlos López Estrada • found on imdb
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So... a diverse cast is what makes this heist-flick taking place in a Las Vegas under the control of an alpha zombie overlord with a thing for showgirls (and who possibly arrived from outer space) lose any semblance of logic? Oki-doki. 0/10
Army of the Dead (2021) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb
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Do you hear yourself? ”Realistically someone like Troy would be cheating on [...] someone like Lelaina.” Self-insertion – a staggering understatement. Why don’t you just refer to Troy as Chad? 0/10
Reality Bites (1994) dir. Ben Stiller • found on imdb
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There’s the incoherent language and system of icky references and the ranty tone, but the nail in the coffin is the use of the word ’males’. Dead giveaway. 0/10
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) dir. Burr Steers • found on imdb
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