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Transcript: "Pleasure doing business with you. Hope you're saving up for a rare item!"
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from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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specific flavor of knuxouge that i rly enjoy
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Its not perfect in any way but I really wanted to finish this, I started it a month ago lol
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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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