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Miles: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Miles: One... Two... Three...

Burntrap: ...

Miles: ...

Miles: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Miles: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expected it to glow in the dark.

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Harland: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone starts staring at me weird.

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Michael: Would you say you're independent?

Harland: [looks at Scraptrap]

Scraptrap: [nods]

Harland: Yes :)

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this is the dynamic between scraptrap and my ffps self insert .

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Scraptrap: This is my son Harland and their brother Michael.

Henry: Are they not both your sons? Why is Michael not given the son title?

Scraptrap: I don't like him.

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Miles: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Harland: Vanessa, we tried things your way. Vanessa: No, we didn't. Harland: I did in my head and it didn't work.

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Michael: So, Harland is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Scraptrap: Why? Michael: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Harland, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

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Miles: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Vanessa: I didn't ask for the attitude.

Harland: I know, it's on the house.

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Vanessa: How long do you think it'll take? Miles: I don't know, three or four. Vanessa: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? Miles: Maybe five.

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Vanessa: We'll talk about this later. Harland: Fine. I won't be listening.

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Glamrock Freddy: What do you call disobeying the law?

Harland: A hobby.

Glamrock Freddy: [crosses his arms]

Harland: That I do not engage in.

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Harland: Why can’t I just bite people when they piss me off? Like what’s the fucking issue here.

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Harland: I hate to disagree with you–

Vanessa: Please. You love to disagree with me more than anything. It's your favourite thing in the world.

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Harland: Are... Are you okay?

Miles, lying face down on the ground: I'm having me time.