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Lisa: Here you go Jennie. A nice, warm cup of coffee.

Jennie: It’s cold.

Lisa: A nice cup of coffee.

Jennie: It’s horrible.

Lisa: A cup of coffee.

Jennie: I’m not even sure this is coffee.

Lisa: A cup.

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Jisoo and Jennie: *playing video games*

Jisoo’s stomach: *growls*

Jisoo: *growls back at stomach*

Jennie: Why are we friends

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Rosé: I’m kind of cold

Jennie: Here take my jacket

Jisoo: I’m cold too

Lisa: Well damn Jisoo I can’t control the weather

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[Jisoo’s first day as a vet]

Jisoo: What seems to be the problem

Cat: meow

Jisoo: Yes but where

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Rosé: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

Google: elevate and apply pressure

Rosé: (lifting snake real high) apologise or else

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Lisa, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Jennie, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a jerk

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Jisoo: Uh oh someone’s under the mistletoe!

Raccoon she’s cornered in the garage: (hisses angrily)

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[3 AM]

Jisoo: Why are any of us here, really?

Zoo security guard: I’m asking about you, specifically.

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Jennie: What are YOUR resolutions for this new year?

Jisoo: 1080p

Jennie: Back to Hell with you.

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Jennie: What the hell were you thinking?

Lisa: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.

Jennie: You released ostriches

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Interviewer: What did you bring to the table

Rosé: In my last job I brought a lot of enthusi-

Interviewer: No, what did you just put on my desk

Rosé: You mean my toad

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[Jisoo’s first day as a bartender]

Customer: I’ll have a martini dry

Jisoo, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don’t know how to tell you this

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Jennie: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Jisoo: No

Jennie: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

Jisoo: You mean word

Jennie: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s door.

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Jisoo, filming a vlog: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products.

Jisoo: [sprays hairspray into her mouth]

Jisoo: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good

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Jennie: *whispers* it’s my birth-

Lisa: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE MONTHS

Jennie: .....day

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Rosé: Hey, so uhh... *looks at notecards* did you uh did... you fall out of heaven because um *drops cards* oh god fuck I’m so sorry y-you’re-you’re just so pretty Imm sor y

Jennie:

Jennie: Miss this is a McDonald’s drive-through