#incorrect

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-

Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)

[munchy-k]

👁👁

[alien-of-earth]

I’m coping, here’s another one

[iclarye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...

[d-bananas1]

Creature Commandos

[roxan1930]

Lucien: My mate is still ignoring me...

Vassa: Hey, don't worry about it! Sooner or later she'll wake up and see you great this is! *points at Lucien's heart*

Jurian: She's right! You've got great tits!

Vassa: I actually meant his heart but yeah his tits are great too!

Lucien: ...

[whispering-about-bagginshield]

Thorin: Bilbo, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Bilbo: *wearing a cloak that's 5 times bigger than his size* Spooky.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved

[marril96]

Agatha: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know. Alice: I did. I broke it. Agatha: No. No, you didn't. Jen? Jen: Don't look at me. Look at Lilia. Lilia: What? I didn't break it. Jen: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Lilia: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jen: Suspicious. Lilia: No, it's not. Billy: If-if it matters – probably not – but Rio was the last one to use it. Rio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Billy: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Rio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Billy! Alice: Okay, okay! Let's not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it, Agatha. Agatha: No! Who broke it? Lilia: Agatha... Sharon's been awfully quiet. Sharon: Really? Lilia: Yeah. Really. Sharon: Oh, my god! Agatha: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict, ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

[theocanhavemyheart]

Keith: Hey, Shiro, have you thought about having children?

Shiro: ...

Shiro: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Keith: But we're not childr-

Shiro, already distracted: LANCE, DON’T TOUCH THAT-

[mothdude00]

Drew some of my favorite quotes from my favorite dumbass

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[iclarye]

Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.

Bartolomeo: which one?

Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.

[g1xtchedartist]