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Am I a good person? No. Do I try to be better every day? Also no.

-Nene

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I'm actually not laid back. I'm stressed, like, 24/7! Have you met my friends?

-Zola

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Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Jiro

-Shu

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Shu: You don't trust me, Jiro.

Jiro: In fact, I do. But only to a certain point.

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King Jibral: This is area 51, where the aliens live.

Shu: Cool.

King Jibral: And over there is area 69 where the aliens...uh...

Shu: What

King Jibral:

Shu: What do they do there

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Jiro, looking into the first aid kit: Why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?!

Shu, bleeding out: It seemed funny at the time

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Zola: Try to keep him quiet

Shu: You do realize this is Marumaro???

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Nene: But you're supposed to be dead!

Shu: Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody.

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Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life. Shit just happens and I'm like oh this is what we're doing now.

-Kluke

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Shu: How would you like to live forever?

Sahlia: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.

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Zola: *falls down the stairs*

Jiro: Zola, watch out.

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When crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it, I’m 'petty' and 'need to move on.'

-Shu