#source: gravity falls

[ohana-means-quoting-incorrectly]

Jumba: Hey! Wanting to hear joke? Alright, here goes.

Jumba: My ex-wife is still missing me, but her aim is getting better!

Jumba: …

Jumba: Her aim is getting better!

Jumba: You see, is funny because marriage is terrible!

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: We need a distraction.

Remus: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

James, whispering: My time has come.

[space-bunz]

Yelana: Uh oh!

Bob: What?

Yelana: Somebody’s in loooove!

Bob: Yeah right. I just think Y/N is cool, ok? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about them!

Bob: *Laying awake at night thinking about Y/N* Uh oh…

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: Rook, what was the one thing I asked you not to do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte. Viago: And what did you do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte...

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by @pippastrelle

[januscorner]

Pfannee: Uh oh! Somebody’s in love

Galinda: Yeah right I just think Elphie’s cool okay. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

Galinda Awake At Night: Uh Oh

[gay-dorito-dust]

‘Uh oh, somebody’s in love.’ Sam teased as he nudged Joaquin in the side upon noticing how his eyes never left your back as you walked away from them both, nor did the smile upon his face that told Sam what he already had known for a while.

‘Yeah right, I just think (name)’s cool okay,’ Joaquin deflects, shifting his weight from one foot to another, ‘it’s not like I lay at night thinking about them.’ He adds unconvincingly.

*that very night*

Joaquin lies in his bed, wide awake and staring up at the ceiling as the irony of his current situation sits heavily upon his chest, images of you running rampant within his mind in a way that didn’t leave much room for the poor man to focus on something else. ‘Oh no.’

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: You're a werewolf?

Sirius: I should have know from your strange wolf language

Remus: It's Welsh

[alien-slushie]

*after a Ghost King Summoning*

Team Phantom: *tiredly watching a movie in dead silence*

Danny, casually: I ate a man alive tonight.

Team Phantom: *slowly turn to stare at him simultaneously*

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Ponyboy: “that’s it! We’re gonna find those Socs! Then we’ll see who’s ‘adorable.’” ::sneezes::

Greasers: “awww, you sneeze like a kitten!”

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, after dropping something on his foot: Ow! Sewer apples!

Raph: Wait. I'm alone. I can swear for real!

Raph: *deep inhale*

Raph: SON OF A-

[unicornblossom13]

Shockwave: Don’t you toy with me, yellow bot! I see everything-

[Bumblebee pepper sprays his optic]

Shockwave: Ow! Not again! Why?! Every time!

Bumblebee: I know that hurts, because I’ve accidentally done it to myself! Multiple times!

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 4

Duke: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Duke: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour.

Duke: Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!

Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: This place is way creepy.

Y/N: Not as creepy as Agatha's internet history.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Yosano: So the 5th hunting dog is only a year older then Atsushi and Junichiro.

Kunikida: Finally. A good reason to punch a teenager in the face.