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Saku: Hey Kazu, do you have any shaving cream?

Kazu: No, I don't like the way it tastes

Saku: . What? Do you eat shaving cream?

Kazu: No, why would I when I don't like the taste?

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Wataru: "Infinite in mystery, is the gift of the goddess, we seek it thus, and take to the sky. Ripples form on the water's surface, the wandering soul knows no rest..."

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Literally had no Idea this was in my inbox sorry kazumahashimoto

ichiro: get your gay hands off me bitch! sorry sakuchan i didn't mean it like that.

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ichiro: get your gay hands off me bitch! sorry sakuchan i didn't mean it like that.

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Kazu: YOO! Don't fall too far behind!

Kazu: at least someone's keeping up

Saku: well, I'm a country boy too

Kazu: from where?

Saku: nibelheim. How about you?

Kazu: me? Gongaga

Kazu: hey! What's so funny about that? You know gongaga?

Saku: no, but it's such a backwater name

Kazu: ditto, nibelheim!

Saku: like you've been there

Kazu: i haven't, but there's a reactor there, right? A mako reactor outside midgar usually means...

Kazu and saku: ... Nothing else out there

Kazu: good news, Coach! Me and...

Saku: saku

Kazu: me and saku here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah!

Coach: good! Carry on then

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Saku: me? Gongaga!

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Saku: penis

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Wataru: “Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”

The other breakers: so true bestie

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Imagine one day in cheer, coach is acting a lil irritable and ichiro makes just keeps making fun of her. Haru jumps in her defense 'DON'T YOU SEE SHE IS ON HER PERIOD YOU GOTTA BE NICE YOU ANIMAL'

OMG but Haru goes into a rant like:

"YOOO WHEN GIRLS PMS BEFORE THEIR PERIOD THEY HAVE MOOD SWINGS BECAUSE TESTOSTERONE IS ADDED TO THEIR SYSTEM THAT MAKES THEM ACT MORE RASHLY AND HEATED. FOR THE RECORD, NO MAN EVER SHOULD BE MAKING CHOICES CAUSE WE'RE FILLED WITH THAT JUNK. I'M FUCKIN CRAZY, WHAT'RE YOUR EXCUSE?"

And all the women stare at him and Takagi stands out and slow claps like "I'm proud of you little feminist"

Everyone just stares at Ichiro like "yeah man, yo?"

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happy birthday wataru

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Sho: Every single odd number has an “e” in it

Kazu: LISTEN.

Takeru: Not all of them?? 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter “e” in it

Hisashi: father god

Takeru: ...if you can’t split a number in half, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd

Wataru: 15+15=50. 25+25=30.

Saku: 25+25=30?? Are you sure about that, Wataru?

Sho: BYE.

Ton: One. Three. Five. Nine. And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter “e.”

Dou: ?? YOU FORGOT SEVEN??

Kin: It keeps getting worse.

Ichiro: You?? Forgot about eight- a number with an “e” and is pretty fucking even

Sho: Why would eight be brought up if it’s EVEN when this about ODDS?? I said “every single ODD number has an “e” in it” not “every single number with an “e” is odd” what the fuck.

Takeru: Hey Sho, two is odd and it doesn’t have an “e”

Sho: Did you really just try to tell me that two is odd.

Chen: Wait what about zero that’s an odd number, no?

Takeru: Ok but hear me out, 50 and 30 make up for the fact that they have no “e” by the way they are pronounced. Third-E fifth-E

Natsuki: Dude why do 30 and 50 even matter THEY’RE EVEN

Gen: one is an even number

Sho: I’m going to stab you.

Haru: Wait why are we so quick to throw away the zero idea?

Saku: Zero isn’t a number, Haru

Ichiro: It can’t be divided by two, though, can it

Dou: 0/2=0

Takumi: OD NUMBERS: onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE

Takuya: od numbers, huh?

Wataru: Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest (1,3,7,9) is odd. Please stop freaking out.

Ton: You forgot five.

Haru: DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

Kazu: what about it

Sho: THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING EVEN

Hisashi: This is the height of our stupidity. It has to be or future generations cannot exist.

Natsuki: Zero is both odd and even

Saku: Technically, zero isn’t even a number

Dou: What even is it then?

Wataru: It’s similar to black and white. They aren’t official colors and neither is zero. Black is a “shade” and white is a “tint”

Kin: Numbers aren’t real.

Kazu: Is anything, really?

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Ichiro: If Gen and I were drowning, who would you save?

Sho: You two can’t swim?

Gen: It’s a hypothetical question, Sho! So, who would you save?

Sho: My time and effort.

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Sho: Anyone want to get into an argument with me?

Ichiro: Risujirou isn’t that great

Sho: I wasn’t serious but you know what fuck you

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Kazu: I like to think I’m pretty smart but I also have poked every single bruise I’ve ever had just to be like oh ouch yup that’s a bruise

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Takeru: wasn’t icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for apollo

Wataru: ICARUS?

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Dou: “Mobsters” are part of a “mob”

Dou: And so you’d think that “lobsters” would be part of a “lob”

Dou: But ohoho! Life just isn’t so simple

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Sho: So today I was looking at this girl because she had a piece of lettuce in her hair and she looked at me and said “I have a boyfriend.” ok lettuce head