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incorrect-codegeass · 14 days ago
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Lelouch: Do you ever think before you speak?
Rivalz: No, I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
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incorrect-codegeass · 15 days ago
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Suzaku: Do you ever regret dating me?
Lelouch: Only when I have to explain your behavior to my friends.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch: [Struggling to understand sports] Did you point?
Kallen: What?
Lelouch: Did you point?
Kallen: What do you mean?
Lelouch: [Visibly distressed] DID YOU POINT?!
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch, trying to pull Suzaku up: I can’t hang on, you’re too heavy!
Suzaku, hanging over a cliff: Pretend I’m your sibling! 
[Lelouch starts letting go]
Suzaku: NOT SCHNEIZEL! NOT SCHNEIZEL!
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch, to Suzaku: And I’m supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch, doing a PowerPoint presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you [shows a picture of Schneizel] big sister issues.
Schneizel: What?
Nunnally: Say no more, I'm convinced.
Euphemia: [nods]
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Nunnally, doing a PowerPoint presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you [shows a picture of Lelouch] big sister issues
Lelouch: What?
Suzaku: Say no more, I'm convinced.
Rolo: [nods in agreement]
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Zero: How did you get the entire Order of the Black Knights to betray me? What did you offer them?
Schneizel: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch: How did you get the entire Student Council to betray me? What did you offer them?
Milly: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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I don’t want to brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.
Gino Weinberg, most definitely
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years of prison.
Tohdoh (as Tamaki's lawyer, suffering): Your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to their sentence.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Anya: Let's get you to Cécile.
Suzaku: Is this OUR stab wound? No? Stay out of it.
Anya: ...
Anya: Alright.
Anya: [stabs herself in the thigh]
Suzaku: WHAT THE FUCK--
Anya: Suzaku, can you call Cécile for OUR stab wounds, please.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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C.C.: Lelouch is playing hard to get.
C.C.: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Lelouch: I'm good!
Nunnally:
Lelouch: Yes, I haven't slept in a solid 83 hours but I'm good.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Gino: you can’t just fall in love with every girl you ever lay eyes on.
Kallen, trying to decide how to say "hi" in a message to Euphemia: Mind your heterosexual business.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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C.C.: [burritoed in 3 comforters] I am the tiefling taco. The beginning and the end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the queen of sleepy, and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
Euphemia: You’ve been wrapped like that for 8 hours. You sure you’re okay?
C.C.:
C.C.: I'm stuck and I really need to pee.
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incorrect-codegeass · 2 years ago
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Suzaku, in the Lancelot, looking down at Lelouch on the ground: I've had it up to here with you.
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