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I havent been posting because I’m on vacation, am generally busy, and have 5 other blogs to maintain. sorry.
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Cate: Cody, what do you have?
Cody: Your gun!!
Cate: NO!!
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please send submissions in the ‘chat’ format if you can, thanks
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Barry: What did you do!?
Cody: I shaved my eyebrows!
Barry: Why’d you do that!?
Cody: I don’t know!!
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Cate: *finds something* What the fuck is this?
Barry: Watch your profanity
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David: *cooking pasta*
Cody: *cronch*
David: *turns around*
David: DON’T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS
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David: Just got a random burst of energy and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down
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Cody: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under
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David: Listen, Cody, I’ve been thinking about our current living situation and, uh… why are you smiling?
Cody: I got a little surprise.
Cody, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named him, uh… “David”, you know, after… after you.
David, leans down to look in tank: …Well, that’s not even a real fish. You know, that’s a Goldfish Cracker.
Cody, in a serious tone: So, what’s your point, man?
David: …Okay, good night… you big, freak of nature…
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David after seeing dead people : This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to me today.
David’s inner self : Well, the day just started.
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Cate: *gives David a cake slice*
David: *tastes the cake*
Cate: Well?
David: I taste salt- did you mix it up with the sugar or something?
Cate: No. I just made the cake like you. Sweet on the outside but really salty in the inside.
#source: a submitter from another blog#incorrect quotes#don't escape#don't escape 4#dont escape#cate#david
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David: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good.
Cate: That’s him, officer. That’s the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.
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David: If you want something bad, you’ve gotta work for it. It’s time to break out the “p” word.
Cody: Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
David: The other “p” word.
Cody:
Cody: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?
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Cate: Cody is okay.
David: He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs. And don’t tell me he didn’t mean it, okay? ‘Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!
Cate: David, Cody threatened me. He threatened Barry. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It’s what he does. Come on. Grow a pair!
#source: breaking bad#don't escape 4#don't escape#dont escape#incorrect quotes#cate#barry#david#cody
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