#source: breaking bad

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it! Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Raph said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!

Leo: Mikey, Raph threatened me. He threatened Donnie. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo, on the phone: Where is Hansol?

Wonwoo: He’s with me.

Jisoo, sighing: Put Hansol on.

Hansol: Yo.

Jisoo: Where are you?

Hansol: I’m with Wonwoo.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: I am not in danger, I am the danger

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint, on the phone: Where is Kate?

Yelena: She’s with me.

Clint, sighing: Put Kate on.

Kate: Yo.

Clint: Where are you?

Kate: I’m with Yelena.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Hakuba, on the phone: Where is Miyano-san?

Kaito: She’s with me.

Hakuba, sighing: Put Miyano-san on, please.

Shiho: Hello.

Hakuba: Where are you?

Shiho: I’m with Kuroba-kun.

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

I am not in danger, I am the danger.

Bellatrix Lestrange

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

I am not in danger, I am the danger.

Sinara

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: [whispering to Daffy what to say to Elmer] Private domicile and I won't be harassed.

Elmer: Yeah? Tell you what Duck, pwobable cause or no, I'll give you thwee seconds to get your tail out here! 1, 2...

Daffy: This is my own private domithcile and I will not be harathsed...buthster!

[Bugs shrugs in frustration and shakes his head]

[undercover-frog]

cassidy: excuse me for thinking on my feet.

reyes: oh! was that what you were doing?

reyes: thinking?

cassidy:

reyes: now we have identified the problem!

reyes: you and thinking.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: look lady whatever youre selling i aint buying yo

FEFERI: W)(ale, my name is Feferi Peixes, yo! My )(usband is Sollux Captor, yo! Uh-huh, )(e told me everyfin.

DAVE: seriously

FEFERI: T)(at's rig)(t. And just so you know, my brot)(er-in-law is an IMP--ERIAL agent and I will not )(esitate to call )(im, not if I )(ave to, understood? T)(is is your one and only warning.

FEFERI: Do not sell marijuana to my )(usband.

DAVE: okay

FEFERI: I mean it. Don't call our )(ive again. You stay away from )(im or you will be one soary individual. You get me?

DAVE: i-i-i think so yeah

DAVE: um

DAVE: no more marijuana

DAVE: i can-i can dig it

FEFERI: Okay, dig it. Wonderful. 

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Twitch: Hey, since when did they change it to opossum?

Vinegar: Huh?

Twitch: I mean, when I was growing up, it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's Irish.

Vinegar:

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo, on the phone: Where is Raph?

Donnie: He's with me.

Leo, sighing: Put Raph on.

Raph: Yo.

Leo: Where are you?

Raph: I’m with Donnie.

[spiltinksky]

Chan: Jihoon said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it!

Seungkwan: Chan, Jihoon threatened me. He threatened Seungcheol. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon. Grow a pair.

[totallycorrectbands]

i said fuck you and your eyebrows!

— cass elliott going off on john philips

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Hephaestus, hanging out with Dionysus in his forge: now I have to make a spear for Zeus, who like to use electricity whenever he makes an attack, so what shall we use to conduct that electricity with? what particular element comes to mind? Dionysus, high off his balls: ..... Hephaestus, waving a piece of copper wire to give him a hint: mmhm? Dionysus: oooooooh! Hephaestus, smiling: yes cop- Dionysus: wire! Hephaestus, no longer smiling:.... Hephaestus: copper, we will use copper