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Laira: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Fritz: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Wurd: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Wurd: I feel like Buck is looking down on me.

Laira: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.

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Buck: You didn't cry when bambi's mother died?!

Laira, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Laira, to Fritz: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Buck: How the hell are you still alive?

Fritz: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

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Buck: Pick a card, any card.

Wurd: Fine.

Buck: Wait, that's my credit card!

Wurd: You said any card.

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Buck: I type how I think.

Wurd: Odd that you type at all then.

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Wurd: I know what you're up to.

Buck: Really? Because I barely know.

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Laira: Wurd, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Wurd: Raise the dead.

Laira: And what did you do?

Wurd: Raise the dead.

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Buck: Look, Wurd, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting.

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Laira: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Buck: Anchovies and pineapple.

Wurd: I like beets!

Fritz: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Laira: I'm disowning all of you.

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Wurd, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Wurd, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Wurd: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Wurd: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Buck: That's the most hopeful thing l've ever heard.

Fritz: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Laira: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Buck: I have a bad feeling about this...

Wurd: What do you mean?

Buck: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Wurd: No?

Laira: That actually explains so much.

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Buck: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Wurd: I am convinced Buck and Fritz share a brain cell.

Laira: And it's not in use very often, it seems.