Incorrect quotes based on my version of exo's mamaverse
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Sehun:I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Kai:What is life?
Kyungsoo:A series of unfortunate events that lead to your death.
Suho:Kyungsoo,my child-
Sehun:Seems lively.
Suho:SEHUN,MY CHILD-
#Same#mama suho#sekaisoo#suhun#kim jumyeon#suho#do kyungsoo#kim jongin#oh sehun#mama#mama au#exo#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source:tumblr#Happy birthday Sehun#Happy Sehun Day
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Sehun:I'm a big country fan.
Luhan,trying to impress him:China is very large.
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Chanyeol:How did you guys find me?!
Baekhyun:We saw a huge explosion.
Kyungsoo:And wondered 'now who could that be?'.
#boyfriends to the rescue#park chanyeol#byun baekhyun#do kyungsoo#chansoo#chanbaek#baeksoo#chanbaeksoo#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
Sehun at some point
#what a mood#oh sehun#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Kai:We don't need guns.
Kai:I have a lighter,okay,we get some hairspray,make some flamethrowers.
Kai:Let's fry these bitches.
Suho:No one is frying any bitches.
#this before chanyeol gets his powers#long story#mama suho#kim jongin#kai#exo kai#kim jumyeon#suho#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Chanyeol:I wasn't injured,I was lightly stabbed.
Baekhyun:I'm sorry,you were stabbed?!
Chanyeol:Lightly stabbed.
Chanyeol:I didn't want to frighten you.
#too late#chanbaek#park chanyeol#byun baekhyun#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Xiumin: The new plan is no plan,we'll wing it!
Xiumin: ....Probably won't work but I said it with a lot of confindence.
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Suho:Has anyone seen Chanyeol?
Chanyeol,lying facedown on the floor:Present.
#again same#park chanyeol#kim jumyeon#suho#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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The Evil Guardian:I think I know what's going on in your head Sehun.
Sehun:Well then,welcome to the terror dome.
#tbh same#oh sehun#the evil guardian#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Xiumin:Looking back I have no regrets.
Chen:You should
Xiumin:Yep.
#i love boyfriends#xiuchen#kim minseok#xiumim#kim jongdae#chen#exo#mama#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Baekhyun:And once again,Baekhyun and Chanyeol save the day.
Kyungsoo:You didn't do anything,it was all Chanyeol.
Baekhyun:We're a package deal,everyone knows that.
#why is he like this pt.4#it's true though#chanbaek#baeksoo#chansoo#chanbaeksoo#park chanyeol#do kyungsoo#byun baekhyun#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Chanyeol:The doctor said that I was perfectly fine.
Chanyeol:Except for this massive burn scar.
Chanyeol:And a broken rib.
Chanyeol:Which was right next to two other broken ribs.
Kyungsoo:....Did he clear you or not?
Chanyeol:He did not.
Chanyeol:Alrght let's get to work.
#why is he like this pt3#kyungsoo has multiple concerns#chansoo#park chanyeol#do kyungsoo#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Suho:Chanyeol.
Chanyeol:Suho-hyung.
Baekhyun:Baekhyun!
Suho:....Okay,you just said your own name.
Baekhyun:It was the only one left.
#why is he like this pt2#chanbaek#kim jumyeon#suho#park chanyeol#byun baekhyun#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Dude,just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell.No biggie.
Baekhyun,when they meet The Evil Guardian for the first time
#why is he like this#also this won't make sense for while#i haven't even finished the first entry in the series yet#byun baekhyun#exo#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Chanyeol:Anyway,I'm going to go cry in the bathroom.
Exo-M:.....
Exo-k:.....
Chanyeol:Peace out homies.
#big effing mood#park chanyeol#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#exo#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine
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Baekhyun:This was almost a great idea.
Chanyeol:You just described 90% of our ideas.
#one more reason why chanbaek shouldn't be left alone#chanbaek#exo#park chanyeol#byun baekhyun#mama#mama au#mamaverse#exo mamaverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo mamaverse quotes#incorrect exo quotes#source: achievement hunter
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