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Superm be like:

We have the sperm. Now we just need u. Hello everyone, we are superm!

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Irene: What’s thinner than Wendy?

Irene: The ice you’re standing on, Kim Yerim, GET DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE NOW!

Kyungsoo: What’s thinner than Wendy?

Kyungsoo: My patience.

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Baekhyun: I like your name :)

Chen: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Wendy:oh hell, these noodles are so plain!

Henry: don’t worry, you canada bit of spice to it.

Kris: dude no-

Mark: its about time you got out, Henry.

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if you write superM as superm it looks like ‘sperm’ so tell me how is sperm supposed to be the avengers of kpop

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Nctzens: we want ot7 dreamies!

Sm, putting markhyuck into 127, chenren into wayv, and nominsung into nct x: didn’t catch that!!

Exo-ls: we want ot9 comeback!

Sm, putting kaibaek into SuperM, waving to Yixing in China: can’t hear you!!

Sm stans: we want the smrookie girls to debut!

Sm, giving red velvet 2 comebacks in 2 months and hardly glancing at koeun and friends in the dungeon: sorry, what did you say?

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World Dictators : I have no fear.

Irene :

World Dictators : I have one fear.

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Dispatch: *stalking Jeonghan*

Boss: any news on Johnny?

Dispatch:

Dispatch: oh shit

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Happy birthday exo-l! <3

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Jaehyun: pouring milk into the bowl BEFORE you put the cereal in is divorce worthy

Winwin: just like wetting your toothbrush BEFORE you put the toothpaste on

Haechan: wow excuse you, maybe i wanna soften up the bristles first

Mark: who the fuck doesn’t wet the toothbrush first

Lucas: who the fuck does??

Mark: i the fuck do

Lucas: what the fuck man, i trusted you

Mark: fuck off

Kun: this is how civil wars are started

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Baekhyun: Hey I just went solo, let’s celebrate

Kyungsoo: I have an idea.

Suho: We’re not going to kill anyone, Kyungsoo. Not even Baekhyun.

Kyungsoo: I have no ideas.

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*After Yeri does stupid shit on broadcast again*

Irene, angrily packing Yeri’s lunch: Just so you know, this was NOT made with love today.

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Mark: Yo, bro, can I—

Doyoung: I dare you to say ‘bro’ one more time.

Mark:

Mark: Can I have a brotein bar?

Johnny: Or are you not brofessional enough?

Jaehyun: Are you okay, broyoung?

Doyoung: Please save my sanity.

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“I may be short, but you peasants are still beneath me.”

~Katie Kim, member of British royalty

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Suho: Yixing, it's time to grow up. The tooth fairy doesn't exist. Neither does the Easter bunny or Santa Claus.

Yixing, eyes watering: But—

*Later*

Suho, crying on the phone: Minho, I think I've made a huge mistake

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Sehun: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Sehun: Guess who else is beautiful tonight?

Suho, a shy blushing mess: Who?

Sehun: Me

Suho:

Sehun: You are so fucking beautiful Oh Sehun

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Taeyong: *drags Xiaojun, Hendery, and YangYang to Kun*

Kun: what is thi-

Taeyong: NEW MEMBERS

Kun: okay but why-

Taeyong: TAKE CARE OF THEM

Kun: but-

Taeyong: Jisung is failing three classes, Mark set the refrigerator on fire, and Jaemin has been missing for several hours. I CANT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE THESE ARE YOURS NOW