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Garrick: We either die free, or we die trying.

Bodhi: Are these our only two options?

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Violet: …

Xaden: …

Violet: …

Xaden: Why do you keep looking at me like that?

Violet: I can’t decide whether or not I want to choke you sexually or to the death.

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Violet: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Dain:

Xaden:

Bodhi:

Garrick:

Xaden, Bodhi & Garrick, simultaneously: Yes.

Dain:

Dain: You guys are all rude.

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Xaden: I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Violet: I think you meant cards.

Bodhi: He did not.

Xaden, pulling various knives out of his sleeves: I did not.

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Xaden: I assume you realise that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Ridoc: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Xaden: I’m not fucking confused!

Violet: Yeah, you’re not confused. You’re just fucking in love with me!

Xaden: Wow… coming from you: I guess you would know.

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Cat: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Cat: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

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Sawyer: I heard an interesting rumour today.

Ridoc: Only one? I started at least twelve.

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Xaden, stroking Violet’s hair while she’s in bed: You’re so cute and adorable and sweet.

Violet: I could kick your ass right now.

Xaden, fondly: I know.

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The Quest Squad after a fight

Ridoc: We all have something in common here. We love Violet.

Cat: Some of us love Violet more than others.

Xaden (whispering to Garrick): She's talking about me.

Dain (rolling his eyes): Of course she is.

Xaden (nodding): I would kill every single one of you for her. Without hesitation.

Everyone: We know.

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Violet: Ok, nobody panic, but I’m beginning to think this wasn’t a very good idea.

Xaden: BEGINNING TO?!!!

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Violet: *writing a letter* Listen here you little-

Violet: Per my last letter…

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Hiii

I just wanted to thank you for this wonderful blog—it really made my day, and I can’t wait to read all of the hilarious posts 💕

Keep up the great work!

Aw thank you so much! 💕💕

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“If you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.” - Imogen, Mira and Xaden

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Ridoc, offended: Ok I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

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Garrick: Uh-oh.

Xaden: What?

Garrick: I see an angry wife coming this way.

Xaden: Yours or mine?

Garrick: Does it matter?

Xaden: If it’s mine, there’s a chance we might live, but if it’s yours, we are dead.

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Violet: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Xaden: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Garrick: Halden tripped and fell over walking up the stairs.