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Margaret: What kind of punch did you make?

Lucy: Lemonade, made it fresh and everything!

Margaret: How much sugar did you use?

Lucy: Sugar?

Margaret:*Spits it out immediatly*

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Hunt: Does anyone remember when Saturday night meant date night?

Violet: You sure don't

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Betsey: I was just practicing...

Violet: Your pick up lines?

Betsey: In a manner of speaking, yes.

Violet: You might wanna leave of the "idiot" part, being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood.

Nancy: Really? It kind of turns me on

Violet: ...I fear you.

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Violet: A girl passed me a note and it said "I think you're hot."

Violet: So I passed her a note and it said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

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Amelia: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

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Lydia: Were you this much trouble in Mrs Well's house?

Emily: Oh, much more.

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Emily: there’s no “i” in “happyness”

Cherry: there is if you fucking spell it right

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William: i am a morosexual, i am attracted to complete idiots

Willam: Maggie once needed me to save her from being hanged because she slept with the justice's wife, daughter, and son

William: now I dream about kissing her in the moonlight

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Fanny: What could be worse than heartbreak?

Rosamund: You ever wake up and realize your phone was never charging?

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Emily: Once you get past my general air of disdain, defensive and poor communication skills, emotional barriers, extreme moodiness, all while dodging my continuous attacks to push you away... I’m actually a really soft and fun person to be around

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Nell: I’m gonna do it.

Harriet: Please don’t.

Nell: I’m doing it.

Harriet: Oh god.

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Lydia: No one really loves me.

Kate: Are you sure?

Lydia: Yes.

Kate, agressively pointing at herself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Amelia, excited: I can't believe it. I'm going out with Violet! Whoo!

Mrs Scanwell, equally excited: Well, don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go. Whoo!

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Lucy: I’m going to grab a heathy breakfast.

Fallon: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Lucy: a breakfast burrito, but yes.

Fallon: I pity your dentist.

Lucy: jokes on you I don’t have a dentist.

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Emily: What are you doing?

Charles: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Emily: Charles, you are yelling at a mirror.

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Charlotte: Hey Lucy! How’re you?

Lucy: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can

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Fredo: It costs $400 to see a therapist

Fredo: But it’s free to tell yourself “it be like that sometimes”

Elizabeth: What? No-