#inccorrect quotes

[incorrecttwsted]

[apollosspawn]

Nico: *makes someone into a ghost, eyes glowing*

Annabeth: Oh my Gods!

Leo: *screams*

Will: People, please! We're all frightened and horny.

[negativ3cr33p]

Twelve: [walks in with boombox, wearing their sonic sunglasses] I don’t think this is going to work

Missy: What’s that supposed to mean?

Twelve: You want everything your way, but I just want it… my way

Missy: What the fu—

Twelve: [presses play] [Frank Sinatra begins playing]

[hocuspocusbabyy]

Wanda: *Eating m&ms and watching the movie*

Y/N: *a little intoxicated, gazing obsessively at Wanda*

Y/N: “YOU’RE GOING TO BE SUCH A MILF”

Vision: 👀

Agatha: 🤨

Nat: 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pietro: ☺️

Wanda: “Uhm thank you?”

[slyther-bi]

Severus: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Cyclone: I called you in today to ask your opinion about Lieutenants Bradshaw and Seresin -

Maverick: - Oh, I totally ship them, sir.

Cyclone:...........Not what I meant.

Maverick: Oh....wait, you seriously don't ship Hangman and Rooster, sir?

Cyclone: *stares at him*

Warlock(raises his hand):...I do.

Maverick(grins and points at Warlock): Yeah, you do!

[slytherin-boys]

Will: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Wes: I really care about your feelings!

Klaus: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Will, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Severus: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

[sadhaner97]

Eddie: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Steve: Did (Y/N) say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Eddie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

[imamfstarboyyy]

incorrect tweets part two

[demonprincezeldris]

Have some incorrect Maeldris quotes.

Zeldris, throwing a pokeball at Mael : Mael , I choose you! Mael , not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Zeldris: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Mael : What changed your mind? Zeldris: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Zeldris: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship. Mael : We’re not friends. Zeldris, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

Mael : How would you like your coffee? Zeldris: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Mael , shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

[we-stan-fiction]

Y/N: Your idiot swedes-

Five: They're not my idiots, These- *points at siblings* - are my idiots. I am not responsible for any more idiots.

[incorrecttwsted]

[apollosspawn]

Frank:

Piper: yeah I'm definitely the one in charge of the relationship

Annabeth: babe, stand up

Piper: *stands*

Annabeth: sit down

Piper: *sits*

Annabeth: now look here

Piper: *looks at annabeth*

Annabeth: interesting...

Piper, continuing: so anyway, watch this: honey can you bring the car around please?

Annabeth: of course my love

Piper: *proud*

Frank: ???

[saikyo-rat]

Zappa:”all theses ghosts, all theses ghosts, and I still can’t get a boo!”

[hocuspocusbabyy]

*Pepper looking at her child over family lunch*

Pepper: “Y/N what happened to your nails? We only got them done last week!”

Y/N: 👀

Wanda: 😳

Tony: “They probably snapped when they were working in the garage”

Nat: *bursts out laughing*

Clint and Steve: *nudging her from either side*

Wanda: “Well—-“

Y/N: *Covering their face*

Y/N: “MY GIRLFRIEND TURN ME ON SO MUCH I PULLED MY ACRYLIC NAILS OFF”

Pepper: 😯

Nat, Sam and Pietro: 🤣😭😌

Wanda: “I am said girlfriend”

Steve, Tony, Bucky and Clint: 🤭🤨😶😬

[slyther-bi]

Aurora, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Severus, not looking up from his book: Really? Argus, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.