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Epel: So when Brad Pitt crashes a bunch of cars it’s “the blockbuster event of the summer” but when I do it I’m a “liability” and “an insurance risk.”

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Beelzebub: There's something just so naughty about frying. You say I can't have fried food? I'm gonna fry everything. I'm gonna fry that iconic sandwich cookie. I'm gonna fry an air conditioner.

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Kuwana: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?

Buzen: “I chlorofeel you, man.”

Matsui: I hate this family sometimes.

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Fuku: I am the most responsible person in my family.

Mitsutada: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Fuku: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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MC: I'll let you take a break for this one.

One of the boys: Oh thank you MC!

MC: I have another victim in mind!

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Saniwa: The government has a meteor defense system?

Chouson: The government has defense systems for all sorts of events: wildfires, floods, regular humans trying to read the government's head's thoughts...

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Jamil: Pray tell, Yuu, what catastrophe has befallen you for which I am your last resort?

Yuu: We didn't have enough snarky people around.

Jamil: I see. You have come to me merely to engage in mockery.

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Sengo: I'm glad you woke me— I was having that dream where I show up to a sortie wearing clothes.

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Hachikyu: Game companies always ruin their beloved franchises. *Stares towards the screen directly at the player*

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Master: You like nature, right?

Pennsylvania: That's what it says in my character description.

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Chouson: I've done what no other scientist has ever been able to do.

Chougi: Prove to humans that climate change is real?

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Mitsutada: I lost all hope of being "cool" the day my older brothers arrived at the Citadel.

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*Jamil and Ace partnered up in science class together*

Jamil: I'm... impressed, Ace. That is quite a well-reasoned suggestion.

Ace: You're not the only smarty-pants around here!

Jamil: Perhaps the potion has also infused your head with vast quantities of hot air.

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Beelzebub: Butter is just food lotion.

Belphegor: Something is seriously wrong with you.

Asmodeus: Lotion is just body butter though.

Leviathan: Something is seriously wrong with you.

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Bunal Saisei: You know what’s kind of weird? Some people name cats “Whiskers”. Like, that’s a cat’s body part… That’s so wild.

Bunal Bokusui: I’m gonna name my son Leg.

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Fuku, threatening the HRA probably: I’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow.

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Chassepot: You sick fuck. you need to get thrown in jail.

Gras: Stop. I’m gonna get hard.