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Marmalade: "Person of interest" is just too flattering, frankly.

Marmalade: If the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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What happens when Marmalade and Otis try watching their favorite shows with each other

Otis: Who’s that?

Marmalade: Finn.

Otis: Who’s that?

Marmalade: Rachel.

Otis: Which one’s Glee?

Marmalade: You have to stop.

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Marmalade: Why are you helping me?

Otis: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

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Marmalade: I’m not scamming the government if that's what you’re thinking.

Otis: Your license plate says $CAMMIN.

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Marmalade when she was robbing the banks: Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

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Marmalade telling Mama Eda about Otis: He’s got chocolate brown eyes and the ass of an angel.

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Otis: Hey, Marmalade, what are your pronouns?

Marmalade: Why? What are saying about me?

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Marmalade, to Otis: I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

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Marmalade: I am a hot, smart woman with an ass that doesn’t quit! So why doesn’t everyone trust me?! For once in your life. Trust me.

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Marmalade: I can take care of myself just fine.

Otis: No.

Marmalade: What do you mean, no?

Otis: ...

Otis: No.

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I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it, to be fed so much love I couldn't take any more. Just once.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

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Otis, to his team after he's been undercover: I’d like your feedback as to whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding.

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Marmalade, signing the card to Otis at the end of the movie: Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.

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Getting five notes in a small fandom is like. Oh great you guys are all here

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Otis: I should turn you in right now.

Marmalade: You wouldn’t! Would you?

Otis: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t.

Marmalade: Because… I’m cute?

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two characters:

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