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Incorrect Miss Fisher Quotes
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Bert: Maybe if we set this on fire-
Jack: No, yeah, that’s a “No”!
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Jack: Would you be good enough to explain all of this?
Phryne: First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.
Jack: Yes?
Phryne: I never explain anything.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Alright, we're ready.
Jane: Yeah. Commence operation: Child Endangerment.
Dot: We are not calling it that!
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Hugh, drunk, to Dottie: Dottie has no idea i'm in love with her.
Dot: You're in love with me?
Hugh: Oh, sorry.
Hugh, to Jack: Dottie has no idea i'm in love with her.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Do you always attack people you’ve just met?
Confused House Owner: I do if they’ve broken into my goddamn house!
Phryne: Your hou-….I’m sorry, what house number is this?
Confused House Owner: ...52.
Phryne: ….Ah.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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"Whenever Miss Fisher asks "Do you have a minute?" I've found it wise to drop what I'm doing and have a minute."
- Inspector Jack Robinson
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Dot: Is any of this legal? 
Phryne: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere. 
Dot: …And here? 
Phryne: Not even remotely.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Thanks for coming.
Jack: What was I gonna do? Not come?
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Bert: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical? 
Jack: What did you do?
Bert: I didn’t… do anything.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Jack: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!
Phryne: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Jack: What are you doing?
Phryne: ...Do you want a comforting answer, or the truth?
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Doc Mac: You’re back late, I was starting to get worried. How was your case?
Phryne: Exhausting…. How do you feel about spontaneous adoptions?
Doc Mac: ...This is going to be a long night, isn’t it?
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Jane, we’ve been through this, you can’t just keep threatening to stab people.
Jane: They were being rude.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Don't go to the kitchen.
Mr. Butler: Why?
Phryne: I saw a spider.
Mr. Butler: Well, did you kill it?
Phryne: It has eight arms and I only have two, it's not fair...
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Jack: Of all the stupid, foolhardy, irresponsible, things to do!
Phryne: Oh please, you’re just mad I didn’t invite you.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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Phryne: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
Jack: I am suggesting that you may not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.
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incorrect-miss-fisher · 2 years ago
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"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’."
— Albert Johnson
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