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Bert: Maybe if we set this on fire-

Jack: No, yeah, that’s a “No”!

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Jack: Would you be good enough to explain all of this?

Phryne: First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.

Jack: Yes?

Phryne: I never explain anything.

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Phryne: Alright, we're ready.

Jane: Yeah. Commence operation: Child Endangerment.

Dot: We are not calling it that!

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Hugh, drunk, to Dottie: Dottie has no idea i'm in love with her.

Dot: You're in love with me?

Hugh: Oh, sorry.

Hugh, to Jack: Dottie has no idea i'm in love with her.

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Phryne: Do you always attack people you’ve just met?

Confused House Owner: I do if they’ve broken into my goddamn house!

Phryne: Your hou-….I’m sorry, what house number is this?

Confused House Owner: ...52.

Phryne: ….Ah.

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"Whenever Miss Fisher asks "Do you have a minute?" I've found it wise to drop what I'm doing and have a minute."

- Inspector Jack Robinson

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Dot: Is any of this legal? 

Phryne: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere. 

Dot: …And here? 

Phryne: Not even remotely.

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Phryne: Thanks for coming.

Jack: What was I gonna do? Not come?

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Bert: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical? 

Jack: What did you do?

Bert: I didn’t… do anything.

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Jack: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!

Phryne: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?

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Jack: What are you doing?

Phryne: ...Do you want a comforting answer, or the truth?

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Doc Mac: You’re back late, I was starting to get worried. How was your case?

Phryne: Exhausting…. How do you feel about spontaneous adoptions?

Doc Mac: ...This is going to be a long night, isn’t it?

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Phryne: Jane, we’ve been through this, you can’t just keep threatening to stab people.

Jane: They were being rude.

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Phryne: Don't go to the kitchen.

Mr. Butler: Why?

Phryne: I saw a spider.

Mr. Butler: Well, did you kill it?

Phryne: It has eight arms and I only have two, it's not fair...

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Jack: Of all the stupid, foolhardy, irresponsible, things to do!

Phryne: Oh please, you’re just mad I didn’t invite you.

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Phryne: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?

Jack: I am suggesting that you may not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do possess one, you certainly have never opened it.

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"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’."

— Albert Johnson