incorrect-onward-quotes
incorrect-onward-quotes
It's totally a quest
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One post every day at 6 pm CET- nevermind, Tumblr changed so it's 5 pm- wait no it's back to 6 pm. Special days (Christmas, Halloween, etc.) Will get a quote at midnight so it's on time (If I remember, I'm kind of an idiot) | All ships are welcome and will be tagged so you can blacklist | If you have any triggers or things that squick you, send an ask and I will tag it | Feel free to submit or suggest quotes | Please tag me if you make things based on these quotes, I would love to see it! | Blog started 16/6/19 | And Onward is out! | Queue: 16/Drafts: 47/Inbox: 129
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incorrect-onward-quotes · 5 years ago
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Barley: Stop insulting me
Ian: I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you
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incorrect-onward-quotes · 5 years ago
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Barley: If I may venture an opinion...
Ian: I'm not really interested in your opinion, Barley.
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Ian: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Barley: Brother, come on. We've pulled crazier stunts than this.
Laurel: Just for the record, Barley, I'm with Ian on this one.
Barley: Thank you for your support, mom.
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Ian: You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Barley: Which is why you are my brother!
Ian: Good to know. Now, why are you mine!?
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Ian: I hope you know what you're doing.
Barley: Yeah, me too.
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Barley: UwU
Ian: No
Barley, aggressively: UWU
Ian: Jail!
Barley: UWU
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Barley: I... I felt surprise was wiser...
Ian: You are as clumsy as you are stupid!
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"You are up to something and I DON’T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS!" — Ian to Barley
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When a plan goes wrong:
Ian: That's what happens.
Barley: Worse things have happened.
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“You know, there's only 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about.” – Ian to Barley when Barley messes up
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Ian: Barley's existence is like a sun to me.
Barley: Aww.
Ian: He needs to stay thousands of miles away.
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Ian: I need you...
Barley: I need you too, that's what I'm trying to...
Ian: ...to leave. Now.
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“I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me pretty well.” – Barley
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“You seem awfully tense all of a sudden.” – Barley to Ian whenever he’s scared
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“I don't like it, I don't agree with it, but I accept it.” – Ian about Barley’s plan
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Barley: Is it a good day?
Ian, angrily and sarcastically: IT'S A GREAT DAY!
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Ian: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny...
Barley: Our dad's legs?
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