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Claire: Jamie, if anybody asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night. Jamie: Okay. Have one for me, too.

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Claire: No, I do not need to see a doctor. I'm a doctor, and I diagnosed myself with an acute case of "everything's fine."

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Jamie: Is this about Claire Beauchamp? Murtagh: No. Jamie: Then I've lost interest.

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Jamie: Get your hand off my wife's ample but firm backside. Claire: Thank you, darling.

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Roger: Well, this is a perfect example. This family needs to communicate better. Look, let's practice. Who wants to say something critical about me? Jamie: Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh. Pick me. Pick me. I've got so many. Roger:

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Geillis: I hate to say it, but I think it might be...a hex. Claire: Do you mean, like some sort of curse? That's ridiculous. Geillis: No, no, curses are just supernatural excuses people make up for being losers. Hexes, on the other hand...that's a real thing.

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Roger: You're still angry at me, aren't you? Brianna: Yes. Roger: Don't deny it, I can tell. Brianna: I said yes. Roger: See, I knew it!

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Claire: You know, I've realized I'm probably just perfect and it's everyone else around me that's got issues. Jamie:

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Claire: Ian, you can’t ask God to kill someone. Jamie: Yeah, do your own dirty work.

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Claire: The good news is, once the baby comes, that's when it gets so much easier. Brianna: Really? Claire: No.

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Brianna: It's our wedding anniversary next week. Roger: Oh, yours and mine? Brianna: ...No, mine and Ian's.

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John: I say this with love...it's crazy you haven't been murdered. Jamie: Oh, I know.

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CLaire: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this? Jamie: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

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Claire: Murtagh, can you keep a secret? Murtagh: Do you know anything about my life? Claire: No, good point.

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Jamie: While we’re gone, Claire is in charge. Roger: Why am I never in charge? Jamie: Do you even want to be in charge? Roger: No, but I'd like to be asked..

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Jamie: Have you been yelled at by Claire yet? Young Ian: I'm not scared of her. Jamie: So that's a no.

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Jamie: Mrs. Beauchamp, can I walk you back to the castle? Claire: I can walk myself. Jamie: Great, then you can walk me, too.