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Lion: *exists*

Doc: Ugh, I can’t believe I’m gonna have to date that guy.

Rook, fully supportive but confused: You don’t, have to?

Doc: No i’m gonna.

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Caveira: Meghan, you’re gonna cuddle with me and I only take ‘yes’ as an answer.

Valkyrie: .......why does that sound like a threat-

Caveira: Because it is a threat!

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Smoke: How do people not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm? what if they stub their toe? Saying golly gosh isn’t really going to cut it.

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Vigil: Small talk is for losers. Rate your current level of existential dread from one to ten.

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Kapkan: What are your kinks?

Fuze: This is kinda out there, but... love and support from people who love me as much as I love them.

Kapkan: That's cute.

Kapkan: Anyways, I wanna be choked.

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Lion: Listen up. There's nothing "meme" about smoking cigarettes. It's not "Netflix and Chill" to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.

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Mute: I am the youngest and most skilled operator that has ever come out of college, I've studied for countless hours on philosophy, modern linguistics, and trained tirelessly. I am capable of making your worst fears a reality-

Smoke: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Mute: ...

Mute: I paid for my Doritos, I'm getting my Doritos.

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Mira: What are you doing?

Jackal, spreading toothpaste on toast: I’m multitasking.

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Hibana: Where were you?

Echo: Harry was yelling at me.

Echo: Apparently I'm “lazy” and “incompetent” and “Masaru."

Echo: The last one was just my name but you should’ve heard his voice.

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Ela: Why go to therapy when you can just go to Hot Topic?

Doc: I think that would be classified as an unhealthy coping mechanism.

Ela: No, it’s classified as Going To Hot Topic.

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Bandit: I am forsaken. I am but an ant, and god desires nothing more for me than to burn me beneath his magnifying glass.

Jäger [watching him play minecraft]: Making a redstone contraption isn’t that hard.

Bandit: yes it fucking is.

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Lion: The lord giveth and the lord taketh back now y’all. Two hops this time.

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Rook: Guess what I'm about to get

Montagne: On my nerves

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Bandit: I like your pants

Blitz: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Bandit: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Blitz: The store can't just give clothes away for free.

Bandit: That's not what I meant-

Blitz: That's a terrible way to run a business, Bandit.

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Six: how tall are you

Mozzie: height is a social construct

Six: so you’re short

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Gridlock: This is… so dumb…

Mozzie: *sitting on Gridlock’s shoulders* The higher I am, the better I can see.

Gridlock: You can- you can just use cams-

Mozzie: Hush now, Tori. I am searching.

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Ela: *sobbing*

Bandit: Hey, what's going on?

Ela: The Geneva Convention banned my primaries...

Bandit: I'll let you take my gun.

Ela: R-really?

Bandit: Sure! Only cost is a Cute Tax.

Ela: *blushing* And how much is that?

Bandit: For you? I can't count that high.

Ela: *blushes harder*