Kade, to Graham: This nerdy bullshit sounds like the kind of nerdy bullshit you’d be involved in.
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Heatwave: Hey, hey Morocco, look at me.
Heatwave: Bitch.
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Blades: Who wants to hear a joke?
Heatwave: Not me.
Blades: Yeah you do here goes.
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Heatwave: Don’t do anything Kade would do!
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Kade: Heatwave, tell him where he can stick his grapes
Heatwave: In the fridge.
Kade: No, Heatwave.
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Cody: I have edge!
Kade: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide eyed person I’ve ever met. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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Graham: Oh hey you're back early
Dani: Moon's haunted
Graham: What?
Dani: *loading a pistol and getting back on rocket* moon's haunted
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Kade: Dude, don't call plucky, we don't know what that means.
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Blurr: Disable the shield! Come on! You are undermining me!
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Blurr: Disable the shield!
High Tide: Let me try.
[to the computer]
High Tide: Be ye disabling of yond shield.
Computer: Disabling shield.
Blurr: What?
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Heatwave: I've only had Cody Burns for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this firehouse and then myself
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Dani: Sir that's my emotional support helicopter
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Blades: I guess I'm just too tough to cry
Dani: Just today you were crying about snakes
Blades, already sobbing: They don't have any arms!
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Chase: I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human.
Chief Burns: Nice to meet you… Pinocchio.
[Chase stares at Chief]
Chief: A joke.
Chase: Ah! Intriguing.
Chief: You’re going to be an interesting companion, Chase
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Dr.Morocco: All I'm asking for is total perfection.
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Bumblebee: I’ve fought more Decepticons than I can count
Bumblebee: Because I’ve fought a lot of Decepticons
Bumblebee: Not because I can’t count very high
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Dr. Morocco: Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so.
Frankie: Huh?
Dr. Morocco: In *song* form!
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Bumblebee: Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.
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