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Gojyo, to Hakkai: bro you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude

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Gojyo: if you are short, you have no fucking rights. You could’ve drank your fucking milk and grown. but you decided not to. It’s YOUR fucking fault you’re short. Don’t COME for us tall people who did what we had to do to not be an ant. if you are under 5’5’, you are an ANT. Something I step on.

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Hakkai: I’m pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with Gojyo and tell him Im coming over so he’ll clean the apartment

Genjo: And...did it work?

Hakkai: No but he sent me a dick pic so that’s nice

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Gojyo: if you don’t pee after sex you’re going to get an HDMI like it’s just that simple¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“Imagine:

You and Ukoku are cuddling in the bed when he asks you to close your eyes. You do as he says and you feel your hands get tied to the bed frame. He then says that you can open your eyes. “Okay (Y/N) this night hurt a bit” he says as he sets the bed on fire and leaves.”

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“Imagine:

You and Ukoku are cuddling in the bed when he asks you to close your eyes. You do as he says and you feel your hands get tied to the bed frame. He then says that you can open your eyes. “Okay (Y/N) this night hurt a bit” he says as he sets the bed on fire and leaves.”

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Damn right she did.

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

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Tenjin: If you don’t have actual wings to escape Shangri-La with your son, home-made is fine

Genjo: No It Isn’t

Ukoku: it is if your son isn’t an idiot

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Dougan: i bet Mario and Luigi don't get pussy

Gojyo: And? Do you?

Dougan: we're not talking about me right now.

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Genjo,about Gojyo’s whining about not having sex in a long time: you’re like a cat in heat. [disgusted]

Hakkai, with a tight smile: sometimes it’s best to help oneself.

Gojyo:

Gojyo: did you just tell me I should masturbate? Like I don’t already?

Genjo: [aims gun] gtfo before I send you up the river.

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Gojyo: I got 99 problems and a woman ain’t one of them.

Genjo: what are you talking about? They’re all your problems. You 💯 have 99 STDs.

Hakkai, from afar: Did we not have “the talk”? Did you not remember the adage “test or eternal rest”?

Gojyo: [silence]

Gojyo: this is why we don’t talk about my romantic life.

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[Texting]

Banri: Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro?

Hakkai: Yeah

Banri: What’s the lowest you’ll take?

Hakkai: Lowest I’ll go is $700

Banri: $200?

Hakkai: Sure why not

Banri: Ok where do you want to meet?

Hakkai: [location] in about 10 minutes?

Banri: Sounds good

Banri: hey I’m here

Hakkai: Cool, head inside.

Banri: Into the comedy club?

Hakkai: Yeah. Then head to the stage and tell your jokes to someone else

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Update

The lieutenant and I figured we’d bother you all on Sundays (every once and a while) so we’ll reblog an ask meme and you could send whatever, or just whatever questions you have? It’ll be fun and we’ll be able to interact with you all more.💕

As of now I’m thinking “Ask Saiyuki Sunday” for the tag, feel free to blacklist and ignore us.

Lastly we decided we could just make up quotes because this is incorrect quotes and we’ve been working way harder than we needed too. Lmao

Hope you’re all having a good day/night! If not, may things improve soon.✨

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It’s 2012, Click & Drag game is the hot new thing.

( ISNP.  )

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Sharak: My favourite blend...

Taruchie: is...?

Sharak: Black tea infused with the still-warm blood of an adult male grizzly bear.

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Genjo Sanzo holds a gun at some helpless victim. His eyes look towards the viewer as though to say “what are you looking at?” Followed by “kills you in Sanzo.”