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Inspired by the "The Thundermans Return" pre-view (part 1)

Hank: Son, I'm sorry, but this whole influencer thing has to stop Max: Why? Hank: Don't get me wrong...do you know what a parasocial relationship is? Max:... Nora: Dad, he's been living with a talking bunny for the last seven years -trust me, HE KNOWS! Phoebe: So as I said: Mom and dad don't allow superpowers at school or in public places Billy:... Phoebe: Ahem, are you even listening to me!? Billy: Yes, but while you finished that sentence I already used my powers. Twice. Nora: I've just been using my powers this whole time Billy: Three times now. Max: Hello everybody! =) Oyster: Hey bro, what's up? Max: Not much. How you're doing? Oyster: Brosif, you know that we saw all your live streams, right!? Gideon: *whispering* even the crazy superhero stuff! Max: I...wow...I mean...*looks around frantically* Max: Why don't we talk about how Wolfgang here is supposed to be an exchange student, just stayed here for the last FIVE years and can't speak a SINGLE word of our language!? Wolfang: Wolfgang? Max: Yeah, so WHO IS SUSPICIOUS NOW! Mrs. Wong: Thundermans, if you work for me, couldn't you use your powers to help my restaurant? Phoebe: I guess we could freeze the food and heat up the pizza with our heat breath. Mrs. Wong: Really? Could that work? Phoebe: I guess so...what do you think? Max: Sorry, for the last few minutes all I thought about was how COOL flying pizzas would be!!! Max: Now I'm really hungry =/ Phoebe: This is WHY WE NEED A JOB Dark Mayhem:*watching Max's live* Dark Mayhem:*screams* AHH Strongdoor: You okay, boss? King Krabs: Did you finally find the Thundermans' weakness, master? Dark Mayhem: No, it's ANOTHER AD Billy:School was fun Nora, but don't you think we should continue what Max and Phoebe started? Nora: Nah, I can't really sing that well Nora: Also we haven't even been at school yet, what do you mean - where did you go!?!?

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Phoebe: Max, you don't really need a jet pack Max: Yes, I do! Phoebe: Really? Name me just ONE good reason why. Max: First of all, you don't have one

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After 6 hours of being captured by Mayhem Phoebe: That's it Max, we're not getting out Max: Is there really no way to call for help!? Phoebe: No, I have no signal and... - wait *picks up Max's phone* Phoebe: Max...ARE YOU STILL STREAMING!!?!? Max: OMG I'D HOPE SO!

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Phoebe: Yeah, you think so!? Bring it on!

Max: Fine, I'll prove it! Let's-

Phoebe: -wait! No, let's be adults for once. It doesn't always have to be Phoebe vs Max

Max: *in disbelief* so you're actually ready to compromise?!

Phoebe: *proudly* Of course! Present your argument.

Max: Point 1. Why can't it be Max vs Phoebe?

Pheobe: WHY WOULD THAT MATTER

Max: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

Nora: (to Billy) they will never change

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NEW INFORMATION (everything is new, because 2h ago no one knew this existed XD) about the upcoming Thundermans movie (see article): 

1.) The movie title is “The Thundermans Return” (I’m not crying, you’re CRYING!) (could be the working title also, but it sounds so good, let’s stick with it)

2.) The whole main original cast will return:

“ Original series cast members reprising their roles are Kira Kosarin as “Phoebe,” Jack Griffo as “Max,” Addison Riecke as “Nora,” Diego Velazquez as “Billy,” Maya Le Clark as “Chloe,” Chris Tallman as “Hank” and Rosa Blasi as “Barb.”

3.) THE PLOT:

“In the movie, twins Phoebe and Max are enjoying their superhero lifestyle, but when one ‘save’ goes awry, the Thundermans are sent back to Hiddenville. While Hank and Barb enjoy their return, and Billy and Nora look forward to a normal high school life, Max and Phoebe are determined to regain their superhero status. The movie will feature the return of show favorites, new villains and familiar locations.”

(WHY IS THIS PERFECTION, THAT SOUNDS GREAT! I AM 100% ON BOARD WITH THIS!)

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Normally this is blog is for quotes only, but I will share this announcement here:

Confirmed: they are making a new Thundermans movie! It will most likely come out this year! BOTH, Jack and Kira will reprise their roles as Max and Phoebe Thunderman. BOTH, Kira and Jack are executive producers for this movie.

And what else is there to say. See you in Hiddenville!

⚡THE THUNDERMANS ARE COMING BACK!!!⚡

Hi everyone, to say it as calmly as possible.

The Thundermans are coming back.

WHO AM I KIDDING I AM SO EXCITED OMG!!! I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR RUMORS ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING. JUST TODAY. THE CONFIRMATION.

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Phoebe: Max!

Max: Huh?

Phoebe: Come here for a sec and help me take a pic to prove that not everything can be an album cover!

Max: Pheebs, literally, everything can be an album cover

Phoebe: A book cover?

Max: Yup.

Phoebe: A movie poster?

Max: Ye- wait! *takes selfie of both of them*

Phoebe:??

Max: Nah, look at us. This could be a movie poster!

Phoebe: It can?

Max: Actually, it already is ;)

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Max: I don’t like morning people…

Max: Or mornings…

Max: Or people..

- Max Thunderman

(everytime Phoebe drags him out of bed at 4 am for Z-force training)

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Phoebe: NO Max! I'm done with you!

Max: No, you aren't

Phoebe: LISTEN! Do I look like I care about you!?

Max:...

Phoebe:...

Max: Yes

Phoebe: Oh I know, I do! I'm so sorry!

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Nora: Dear hero community...

Billy: What are you doing?

Nora: *sigh* I'm practicing! Phoebe and mom told me that superheros need to do this kind of educational videos...

Billy: Well, try to make it more fun so that everyone will listen!

Nora: Alright. Dear Hero community, protect your identity and also your health-wear a mask at all times! It's not difficult...EVEN BILLY CAN DO IT!

Billy: *feeling motivated* Even I can do it! =)))

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Max: You know when it gets really hot outside...the molecules start to move faster and faster and finally something solid turns into fluid-

Phoebe: You ate all the ice cream yourself, ADMIT IT!

Max: IT MELTED!!!

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Nora: Max...when you said you can give us a ride to school

Billy: we thought YOU would be driving the car

Max: *laughing* I don't have a license yet, duh

Nora: And DR. COLOSSO DOES!?

Max: No, but no one expects a bunny to have one

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Max: Henry, where are you? We're going to the mall

Henry: Just gimme a sec!

Charlotte: Can't you just hurry up?

Henry: I'm almost ready!

Max: What is he doing up there?

Charlotte: As Henry's friend I would say: probably something of high importance or he wouldn't make you wait for him.

Charlotte: But as your friend, I can tell you that my years of experience with him lead me to just one possible conclusion

Charlotte: He's making a tiktok

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Phoebe: Oh we have so much to do!

Phoebe: Okay, listen, first we do our homework, then I call the hero league, then we repair the Thunder Van-

Max: Alright, but I have another plan

Phoebe: yes?

Max: What if we just didn't do all that

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Phoebe: Max, you finally have to let go of Allison

Max: It's not that easy

Phoebe: But you have to! Take me as an example and-

Max: You made your boyfriend and yourself ONE sweater so he couldn't get away

Phoebe: That's...

Max: You sent a whole spy team after a guy you had a crush on without EVER speaking to him!

Phoebe: ...it's not...

Max: you forced me to go to Cole's house,in the middle of the night, confessing your love for him to HIM while Sarah tried to MAKE OUT with me-

Phoebe: Well, when you have to put it this way...

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Phoebe *visibly upset*: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Max: Now, here’s the thing, you see—

Phoebe: ...

Max: ...

Literally everyone: ...

Max: I wasn’t.

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Phoebe: Today I found an old photo album on the attic

Max: Boring- wait, we have an attic!? Since when?

Phoebe: Well, when we had no more space in the storage room in the basement...

Max: We...we have a basement!?

Phoebe: YOU LIVE IN THE BASEMENT

Max: THIS HOUSE CONFUSES ME!