#thundermans incorrect quotes

[sunna66]

MORE INCORRECT THUNDERMAN QOUTES

Y/n: Why do you have a bag full of passports?

Max: Incase I have to flee the country.

Y/n: This is ...really illegal..

Max: *Putting on a fake mustache* Then I guess it's time for Ricardo Montalban to take a Mediterranean vacation.

Y/n: I used to play catch with dad,

Y/n: except the ball hit the wall because he wasn't there.

Phoebe: ......

Max: *distant laughter*

Phoebe: What did you do?

Y/n: Okay, but you can't be mad at me.

Phoebe: What did you do?

Y/n: Okay, first I was minding my business-

Phoebe: BULLSHIT!!

Y/n: I WAS!!!

Y/n: *Waking up from yet another coma* *yawns* Hey guys, what time is it?

Max: It's about 2 am, you hungry?

Y/n: Oh, cool. I'm up for some food.

Barbara, *sobbing uncontrollably*: Can YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED-

Max: Am I going too far?

Y/n: No, no, no you went too far seven hours ago, now you’re going to prison.

[incorrect-thunderquotes]

Phoebe: Yeah, you think so!? Bring it on!

Max: Fine, I'll prove it! Let's-

Phoebe: -wait! No, let's be adults for once. It doesn't always have to be Phoebe vs Max

Max: *in disbelief* so you're actually ready to compromise?!

Phoebe: *proudly* Of course! Present your argument.

Max: Point 1. Why can't it be Max vs Phoebe?

Pheobe: WHY WOULD THAT MATTER

Max: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

Nora: (to Billy) they will never change

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Raph, there’s no reason to yell.

Raph: I have three brothers. There’s always a reason to yell.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Fukuchi: You may go now, but remember the rules.

Fukuchi: [to Tecchou] no fighting.

Fukuchi: [to Jouno] no insults.

Fukuchi: [to Teruko] no threats.

Fukuchi: [to Tachihara] no... whatever you do.

Tachihara: Yo.

Fukuchi: Don't do that.

[padfoot0216]

Max - If one more person tells me I’m too dramatic, I’m going to light myself on fire.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: While I’m gone, Cooper, you’re in charge.

Cooper: Yes!

Clint, whispering: Lila, you’re secretly in charge.

Lila: Obviously.

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Gwen: how old are you?

Miles: sixteen

Peter: he's fourteen

miles: almost fifteen

Peter: but it's still fourteen

Miles: well fourteen, almost fifteen, right?!

Gwen: I'm older...

Miles: yeeeeh

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Molly: *reading a bedtime story to Scratch* And then the wicked witch put the pretty princess to sleep forever and ever… *turns the page* …The End?

Scratch: Ha! I love evil fairy tales!

[maximus-octavius-thunderman]

Max: You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Phoebe: Those are wanted posters!

[kronoose]

Rainer: how many more rock bottoms are you going to have to hit before you start taking care of yourselves

Thunderman LLC I'm thinking about a number between 11 and 25

[sunna66]

Max: They said I’m perfectly fine.

Max: Except for this minor burn, and this broken rib- That’s right next to two other broken ribs.

Phoebe: Did Y/n clear you or not?

Max: They did not. All right let's get back to business!

[incorrect-thunderquotes]

Phoebe: Max, you don't really need a jet pack Max: Yes, I do! Phoebe: Really? Name me just ONE good reason why. Max: First of all, you don't have one

[tmbsincorrectquotes]

Milligan: While me and the adults are out, Constance is in charge

Constance: *Various sounds of triumph*

Milligan, whispering: Reynie, you're actually in charge

Reynie: Obviously.

[doththymayo]

Medda, to Spot: You were a mess when we got Jack.

Medda: Remember when you covered him in stamps and mailed him to Abu Dhabi?

Spot: Mmm...

Spot: Mom Mom Mom.

Spot: That's between you, me, and the nice royal family who mailed him back.

[padfoot0216]

Max - You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Max - *punches wall*

Max -

Max - Take me to the hospital.