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Y/n: I sure am stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Aja: Those are bones, Y/n.
Y/n: Not if I never look down!
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Eli: Do any sounds annoy you?
Steve: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Eli: Uh- imaginary.
Y/n: Spider wearing flip flops.
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Douxie: What should I say to Y/n if I see them?
Claire: Well, it's best not to plan these things. Just say whatever comes to you in the moment.
Douxie: They have eyes just like a salamander.
Claire: Don't say that.
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Blinky: My policy is: if you see something, say something.
Y/n: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today!!
Blinky: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people!
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[watching a soap opera]
Y/n: I don't understand. Don't any of these characters have jobs?
Claire: I don't know, Y/n. I think one of them is a surgeon.
Y/n: They seem to have a lot of free time in the middle of the day.
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Douxie: Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?
Y/n: No. I just won a staring contest with a turtle.
Douxie: Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?
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Y/n: Guys, it's been an honor fighting with you. Some of us might not make it, but there is one place we'll all see each other again...
Y/n: and that place is Denny's.
Jim: Which Denny's?
Y/n: I don't know, we'll figure it out later.
Steve: It can't be the one on 35th street, I'm banned from there.
Y/n: Then I'll see you in hell.
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