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Mikey : A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Leo: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Raph: BURN IT!

Mikey : STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Donnie: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Mikey : So... what’s goin’ on?

Raph: You want the long version or the short version?

Mikey , hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Raph: Shit’s fucked.

Mikey : Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Okay so it does look like the majority of you want this to also be an ask blog too!

For those of you who voted no don't worry it'll have separate tags that you can unfollow if you wish.

As I have said before I will still post incorrect quotes but now I will also do asks.

Please check the masterpost for updates on the rules.

not an incorrect quote but a genuine question

would you people also like this to be an ask blogger? Ill still do incorrect quotes and stuff but if you also want to talk to the turtles too you can ask questions to them and stuff.

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not an incorrect quote but a genuine question

would you people also like this to be an ask blogger? Ill still do incorrect quotes and stuff but if you also want to talk to the turtles too you can ask questions to them and stuff.

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Mikey: Are you drinking enough water?

Leo: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Raph: nah he's just a nerd.

Donnie: I HAVE BEEN BOOPED BY @justmaiidraws Muahahaha

Raph: is that the only time you've been BOOped?

Donnie: .....yes.

Raph: Cool, well I'm at 247

Leo: Ha! 257

Mikey: I've reached the max amount of BOOps.

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Donnie: I HAVE BEEN BOOPED BY @justmaiidraws Muahahaha

Raph: is that the only time you've been BOOped?

Donnie: .....yes.

Raph: Cool, well I'm at 247

Leo: Ha! 257

Mikey: I've reached the max amount of BOOps.

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Donnie, *looking at an upcoming BOOp* : Oh my gosh, is this it?

Donnie: Am I gonna get BOOped?

*BOOp gets close to Donnies head then moves to BOOp Mikey*

Mikey, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Donnie: WTF?!?

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Donnie: Dear Tumblr,

Donnie: Why do you hate me? I just want to be BOOped.

*Donnie sits and cries in a corner*

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Leo, *has been BOOped*: BOOp!

Raph: What, you good bro?

Donnie: *gasp* He's been BOOped!

Raph: What.

Mikey: the people on Tumblr are BOOping us.

Mikey, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Leo, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Raph, *gets BOOped*: Ah I see.

Donnie:

Donnie: -I'm not getting BOOped.

Donnie: What did I do to you Tumblr?!

Thank you for the BOOps, but Donnie needs attention

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*it's midnight and Mikey and Donnie are still awake*

Mikey: What finger am I holding up?

Donnie: Middle finger?

Mikey: No, pinky.

Donnie: What finger am I holding up?

Mikey: Middle.

Donnie: Dang it.

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Raph: What is love?

Leo: An emotional minefield.

Donnie: A neurochemical reaction.

Mikey: Baby don't hurt me.

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Raph: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Leo: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Donnie: FLOOR IT!!

Raph: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Leo: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Raph: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Donnie: DO IT!

Leo : NO-

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Raph: ARE YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: IDIOT!

Mikey : …What was that?

Donnie: Leo banned Raph from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Leo: Which country has the most birds?

Leo: Portu-geese!

Raph: That's a language.

Leo: Portu-gull?

Raph: Good recovery.

Mikey : I think you mean good re-dovery.

Donnie: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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quote from anonymous!

Bishop: You ruined my programing!

Donnie: You should really consider a career change if you think this, *gestures to the many mechazoids* is a good program!

Bishop: Oh, I'll kill you!

Donnie: ....

Donnie: I support that career. *applause*

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Mikey , gesturing to Leo: Raph, look what you did! You made Batman upset!

Donnie: Batman, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Raph: I’m sorry Batman... :(

Leo, near tears: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!