Bones: Well, it looks like the knife missed your kidney.
Kirk: That's good.
Bones: No, Jim, you have a knife in your abdomen. That's the opposite of good.
Bones: If you walk out that door, then I'm gonna lose all respect for you.
Spock: Good. Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.
Spock: Captain. The door seems to have been locked from the outside.
Bones: Oh god, are we trapped in one of those damned "can't leave until you have sex" rooms?
Kirk, unbuckling his belt: Okay, no big deal then. Let's go.
Uhura: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room.
Kirk:
Bones:
Spock:
Uhura: We're going to die in here.
bones: you're right. I worry too much sometimes. I always get haunted by this nightmare where klingons attack the ship. I become so stressed, I grind my own teeth.
bones: when I wake up in the morning, all my teeth are cracked up! I usually try to forget about it, thinking that it's just a dream or I'm being paranoid, but I was actually attacked by klingons before, six times.