#source: deadpool

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Father, you’re alive?!

Splinter: Only on the outside.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: In my world, it’s kill or be killed.

Y/N: So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?

[emmikay]

Diomedes: So what's it going to be: long winded lie, or sarcastic comment? Go on, pick your choice.

Odysseus: ...You got me in a box here.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *after Tony catches her in the middle of setting up a prank* And besides, nobody’s getting hurt!

Peter: *falls off the ceiling*

Tony: …

Y/N: …

Y/N: That guy was already up there when I got here

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko seeing Azula and Ty Lee holding hands. ]

Zuko: What in the world?

Azula: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant-

Zuko: Woah. Pump the hate breaks, Fox & Friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Tooth: Mommy needs to express some rage.

[punches Pitch]

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli returning to the Shane Hideout, knowing that Gar Revelle and his people are after him:

Eli: I'm gonna need all the blasters.

Kord: Which ones?

Eli: ALL OF THEM!

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Michelangelo: Everyone, relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power. Donatello: Did he just call himself God? Raphael: I think he did. Leonardo: I’d like to go home. Michelangelo: And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N-Pool pops up behind Abby while on the boat…

Y/N: what ya thinking about?

Abby grabs a baton…

Y/N: woah woah woah! Listen…pegging’s not new for me but it is for this show.

Abby growls…

Y/N: okay I know this exact boat is where the sexy scene happens in the game. Now I’m gonna need heavy eye contact

Abby: I don’t like you

Y/N: yes! Use that! And I am a cuddler afterwards.

Abby grabs Y/N and throws them off the side of the boat…

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Tech's already working on plan's A, B, through Z.

Hunter

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, after Leo caught him and Casey doing something they shouldn't be doing: And besides, nobody’s getting hurt! Casey: *falls off the building* Leo: … Raph: … Raph: That guy was already up there when I got here.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: Everyone, relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power.

Y/N: Did she just call herself God?

Yelena: I think she did.

Kate: I’d like to go home.

Carol: And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!!

[superiorsturgeon]

DeadPyr:

Adam: *tosses tied-up Jaune on the ground*

Jaune: Oof! What do you assholes want?!

Cinder: *crouches down in front of Jaune* Don’t worry, blondie, we’re not going to hurt you. You’re just bait for your girlfriend, Pyrrha!

Jaune: My girlfriend is dead!

Cinder: Yeah…see, that’s what I thought! But she just keeps coming back!

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Pyrrha: *at the laundromat, trying to scrub bloodstains from her suit*

Maria Calavera: *doing her laundry beside Pyrrha* Use lemon juice and baking soda to clean blood out of clothes.

Pyrrha: 😲

Maria: …idiot…

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Garbage Truck: *pulls up beside shady hideout building*

Pyrrha: *half climbs, half falls out the back*

Pyrrha: Thanks for the ride! Sorry for bleeding all over your garbage!

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Pyrrha: *tearing through a hideout of bandits*

Vernal/Shay D Man: *run to safe room and slam the door behind them*

Pyrrha: *trying to break into safe room* Come on! It’s my anniversary today and I’m running late! 😫

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Neo: *behind the bar* So you’re back from the dead, huh? Have you told your boyfriend?

Pyrrha: No…! I’m terrified of what he’ll say when he sees my face…😭

Neo: Oh, come on, how bad can it-

Pyrrha: *pulls back her hood, revealing her scars*

Neo: WHOA!! Your face looks like an avocado face-fucked a topographic map! 😨

Pyrrha: Thank you…😑

Neo: It must’ve been serious hate-fucking…there was something wrong in the relationship…😰

Pyrrha: Thank you…😓

Neo: I’m sorry, but you look…haunting…!

Pyrrha: *face on the table*…thank you…😭

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Pyrrha: *smashes phone down* AAAARGH!!!

Neo: Shit, they’ve got Jaune?!

Pyrrha: …I need guns!

Neo: Which guns?

Pyrrha: ALL OF THE GUNS!!! 🤬

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Pyrrha: Okay…I need your help…! They’ve got Jaune! 😓

Nora/Ren: 🤨

Ren: All right, but in return we’d like you to consider joining us!

Pyrrha: Okay…FINE…

Pyrrha: *muttering as she turns away* …it’s funny…all the other teams have four members, but I only ever see two of you…

Pyrrha: …it’s almost like the writer was too lazy to add more characters…

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Pyrrha: *standing on Cinder’s body*

Cinder: 😵

Pyrrha: …I’m just a girl…standing in front of a boy…

Pyrrha: …Oh my gods, what the hell am I going to say to him?!?!

Ren: *turning away* Well, you’d better think of something quick…!

Nora: 🤭

Pyrrha: What…? *turns around*

Jaune: 😡

Pyrrha: 😱

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: Everyone, relax. You’ve been chosen by a higher power.

Jimmy: Did he just call himself God?

Lizzie: I think he did.

False: I’d like to go home.

Joel: And I’d like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don’t come true!

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Edward, you're alive!

Little: Only on the outside.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

North: Jack! Four or five moments.

Jack Frost: I'm sorry?

North: Four or five moments - that's all it takes.

Jack: To...?

North: Be a hero.