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Valki week 2019; day 1 - royal duties

It’s once again Valki week here on Tumblr, and because of this occasion we are bringing you brand new, screencapped incorrect quotes!

day 1: valkyrie as the king and loki as her genderfluid queen! {ft. eva green as lady loki!}

@valkiweek

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just wanna reblog this because it's Relevant™️ and i might participate idk yet

Valki Week 2019

it’s that time of year again, folks! valki week is a week-long celebration where shippers alike will create content from art to ficlets—all in the span of one week! this year’s valki week will be held from september 1st to september 7th, so mark the date!

each day will have a certain theme to choose from! some will return from last year, some will be new!

day 1: valkyrie as the king and loki as her genderfluid queen!

go wild with this prompt, as in the midst of the tlat news that valkyrie is looking for a queen! it can be funny or angsty!

day 2: stranded! (or for editors, partners in crime)

it can be an au or a normal adventure where at least loki and valkyrie are stranded anywhere (island, locked in a building, out in the middle of nowhere) and they have to bind together to get out! and for editors, you can do an au or simply a fun edit ab loki and val being each other’s partners in crime!

day 3: mythology!

aus and edits about any mythology, even canon norse if you want! can be fun or angsty!

day 4: lady loki x valkyrie!

femslash!! can be anything really, from aus or canon! even comic book canon as well! i know this got some controversy last year, but i’m just here to say this is canon lady loki from comics x valkyrie!

day 5: star wars au!

anything star wars-y! fun, adventurous, or angsty too! just have fun with the concept for editing and fic-writing!

day 6: crimson peak au!

in the spirit of the glamorous looks and concept of crimson peak, have fun with this au in editing and writing! characters can fluctuate and it can simply just be a dark au as well!

day 7: rivals!

can be aus or even children!valki as well! it’s a fun concept or can even be an angsty one as well, just however you want to do it!

and there’s the events! i hope everyone tunes in and i will be tracked all edits, art, and fics through the tag #valkiweek. there were problems last year with the tagging, so just in case, tag my main blog @prncessjasmine or my valki week blog @valkiweek so i can see everyone’s beautiful content! if anyone still has any questions ab dates or events, feel free to dm me at either blog! i’m excited to see what you guys put forward!

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Loki: How did you even find me? 

Val: I thought "where is he?" and then I saw the explosion. 

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Loki: 'Tis but a scratch.

Val: A scratch?! Your arm's off!

Loki: No, it isn't.

Val: [pointing to Loki's arm on the ground] Well, what's that, then?

Loki: I've had worse.

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Loki: I am your king! 

Val: Well, I didn't vote for you.

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Bruce: Who would win in a battle between Loki and Thor? 

Val: I can't answer that, Loki's my boyfriend. 

Bruce: So, Thor? 

Val: Yeah. 

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Bruce: So, who confessed? 

Loki: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet. 

Val: You yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's time you acknowledged them!"

Loki: Shut up, it worked! 

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Loki: I made tea. 

Val: I don't want tea. 

Loki: It's not for you. It's my tea. 

Val: Then why are you telling me this? 

Loki: It's a conversation starter. 

Val: It's a lousy conversation starter. 

Loki: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Check-mate.

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Loki: Jane, can I talk to you for a second? 

Jane: Let me guess, you and Val are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss. 

Loki: What? No! Stop that. I know how to kiss, I've read books. 

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Loki: When I first met Val, she took my breath away. 

Val: That's because I kicked you in the stomach.

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Loki: The stars are beautiful tonight. 

Val: Yeah. 

Loki: You know who else is beautiful? 

Val: [sigh] you? 

Loki: Me. 

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Loki: [sigh] Now, I'd like everyone to take a look at Val. 

Val: [is eating a cheese sandwich]

Loki: Now that, my friends, is a champion. A premier. Top-notch. Virtuoso. A model citizen. A winner. A whiz. Hot stuff. You'd all do well to take a page out of Val's book. Here, this is for you, Val [blows kiss] you deserve it. 

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Val: So… Bruce and I really got into it on our way here, and around sundae numer five i realized… we should move in together.

Loki: You and Bruce?!

Val: You and me!

Loki: Oh! That makes so much more sense. Yes, of course, let's do it!

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Val: So, what seems to be the problem?

Loki: Well, it all started when I was born.

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Loki: We’re engaged

Val: -IN COMBAT

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Thor: You need a hobby.

Loki: I have a hobby.

Thor: Staring at Val’s face isn’t a hobby.

Loki: You’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job.

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Thor: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

Loki, to Val: You seem malnourished.