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Did this have anything to do with the theme of the blog? No. But do you need it anyway? Yes.

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This has such J None energy and don’t even try to disagree because you can’t

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J: So why’s your foot all bandaged up? Eli: I was hurt by the one I loved most. I grabbed a banana muffin fresh from the oven and accidentally dropped it. When it fell, a chocolate chip hit me in the foot and scalded it. J: ...So it was a banana bread betrayal burn? Geoff: J, n o -

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You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Eli, when he opens the bag: My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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J: Bananas need rights, too!

Eli: Yeah!

Geoff: What is even happening right now?

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Layne: I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

J, bursting into the room: IF YOU KEEP CUTTIN’ EM DOWN, I’LL FEAST ON YOUR KNEES!!!

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Geoff: I want to show you a picture that really upset me last night.

Eli: Okay, but, in my defense, J bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Geoff: That’s not what I wanted to -

Geoff: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO???

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Layne: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

Eli: General mathematics, sixth edition.

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This is the most asexual post I have ever seen and I'm 100% here for it.

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

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Mmkay. So. We have My Shot, but consider:

Earl, strolling into the room with jazz hands: Angelicaaaaa~

Eli, sliding in right behind him in socks with a twirl: Eliiizaaaaaaa~

J, launched into the room by way of trebuchet, wearing a ball gown, weave, and a whole face of makeup: AND PEGGY!!!

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Not even sorry, guys. We gotta keep this flame alive.

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Really want to connect with you guys :) If you feel like it, send in an ask with a set of these.

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name? 

Venus: What’s your first language? 

Earth: Where’s your home? 

Mars: What’s your sexuality? 

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? 

Saturn: Any pets? 

Uranus: What’s your hobby? 

Neptune: When’s your birthday? 

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? 

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? 

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? 

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? 

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? 

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? 

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? 

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? 

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? 

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? 

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? 

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour? 

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie? 

Cygnus: Favourite weather? 

Hydra: Favourite sound? 

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? 

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? 

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? 

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? 

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? 

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? 

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? 

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? 

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? 

Other stuff: Wishes 

Comet: What’s your big dream? 

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? 

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? 

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? 

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? 

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? 

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? 

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? 

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? 

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? 

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This is literally Layne to Earl don't even tell me otherwise.

Babies

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Im not even sorry this doesn't fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

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Testing this for science.

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This is the kind of negativity I need in my life.

mine is so accurate im screaminggg

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Literally the four escorts in Queen in Five Minutes. In order:

Yama, Anubis, Baron, and Guardian.

Thanks Water