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Red Rufus: Because you’re important to Drew, I will allow you to hug me once. You can hug me for four to five seconds.

Milo, excitedly: Forty-five seconds?!

Red Rufus: NO!

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Drake: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million gold pieces?

Taboo: I'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Drake, tearing up: I-I'm your best friend?

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Vega: *clutches chest* Oh what's that I'm feeling? Ugh what is that?? Must be guilt. Blegh, ooh I do not like that.

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Drew: I still don’t understand--just WHY do you like me again?

Whitley: Because you're sweet and funny

Drew: Well Gretchen says I'm grumpy and bitter, so one of you is lying

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Duke Bergan: How do you feel about children?

Count Vega, sighing: They're alright, I suppose. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it.

Duke Bergan: Wh...Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Count Vega: I just said I wouldn't

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Drew: We need to distract the guards

Red Rufus: Right

Red Rufus: I'm going to kill them all. That aught to distract them

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Drew: We need to distract the guards

Red Rufus: Right

Red Rufus: I'm going to kill them all. That aught to distract them

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Whitley: [drunk texting Broghan] Broghan! Im being kidnapped, I don't know where I am or where they are taking me, please find me!

Broghan: [checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat] It's me you idiot. I'm taking you home.

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Drake: Oh what, so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?

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Never thought this day would come, but going to watch the series. Good lord I hope it does my son justice.

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Drew: *Carrying Hector bridle style, gently.*

Gretchen: *runs past. Trent is thrown across her shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He is screaming*

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Drew: what’s the difference between kids and tattoos?

Drew: both are permanent

Vega, at the same time: Both can be removed with lasers

Drew:

Drew:…what?

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Um incredibly awesome!!

I sketched designs for the first two Wereworld books. Thoughts...?

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Gretchen: Oh, Drew did the dishes.

Whitley: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Gretchen: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys.

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Drew: Okay, two person huddle.

Trent: You can't huddle with two people. That’s just a hug.

Drew: Then hug?

Trent: Sure.

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Crowlords: I think the words you're searching for are 'I surrender.'

Drew: The words I'm searching for I can't say because Milo is present.

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Shah: Vega annoyed me today, so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

First Mate: ...There’s nothing special about tomorrow.

Shah: Ah, but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.