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jisung: oh, seungmin the morality king!

jisung: “hi, i’m seungmin, i’ve never lit anybody on fire before!”

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renjun, to haechan: everytime you talk, i hear that sound that plays when pac-man dies.

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[marching through wayv’s dorm, wide-eyed and sleep deprived]

yangyang: i’m currently running on two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo

yangyang, progressively getting louder: and i’m about ready to fight god

yangyang: OR BECOME HIM !!

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bomin: whoops.

chani: whoops? whoops?!

chani: this is not a 'whoops' situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear-view mirror. we are solidly in 'oh fuck' territory and i expect you to act like it!!

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jisung, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: tonight, we feast!

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cya: real life should have a fucking search function, or something

cya: i need my socks.

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mia: hey, my friend thinks you're cute

yiren: really? who?

mia : me, i’m the friend. date me.

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jihoon: I'm not stupid, you know.

junkyu: that's news to me.

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yangyang: [sighs]

haechan: you bored?

yangyang: yeah

haechan: wanna start drama for no reason?

yangyang: oh absolutely

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gowon: sometimes our managers will ask, "gowon, what do you think you're doing?"

gowon: but that just means stop. they don't actually want to know my thought process.

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woobin: you're annoying.

jungmo: but you love me.

woobin: doesn't make you any less annoying.

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chani: i'm mysterious, but not on purpose.

chani: i'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.

chani: but it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.

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jisu: come on guys, think! how do we usually get out of these messes?

minsu: we don’t. we just create a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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yeji, trying to flirt: so you come here often?

lia:

lia: this is our kitchen

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jinyoung: unfortunately for everyone, i will keep doing whatever i want

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yoshinori: when i first met jihoon, i was like ‘how is this dude still single?’

yoshinori: then i got to know him, and i was like ‘oh. i get it now.”

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jongho: why are you guys always out during rainstorms?

sanha: it’s peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rain drops!

eric: bomin bet me $12 that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he is WRONG