jisung: oh, seungmin the morality king!
jisung: “hi, i’m seungmin, i’ve never lit anybody on fire before!”
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renjun, to haechan: everytime you talk, i hear that sound that plays when pac-man dies.
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[marching through wayv’s dorm, wide-eyed and sleep deprived]
yangyang: i’m currently running on two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo
yangyang, progressively getting louder: and i’m about ready to fight god
yangyang: OR BECOME HIM !!
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bomin: whoops.
chani: whoops? whoops?!
chani: this is not a 'whoops' situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear-view mirror. we are solidly in 'oh fuck' territory and i expect you to act like it!!
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jisung, dumping out a shopping bag full of lunchables onto the table: tonight, we feast!
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cya: real life should have a fucking search function, or something
cya: i need my socks.
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mia: hey, my friend thinks you're cute
yiren: really? who?
mia : me, i’m the friend. date me.
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jihoon: I'm not stupid, you know.
junkyu: that's news to me.
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yangyang: [sighs]
haechan: you bored?
yangyang: yeah
haechan: wanna start drama for no reason?
yangyang: oh absolutely
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gowon: sometimes our managers will ask, "gowon, what do you think you're doing?"
gowon: but that just means stop. they don't actually want to know my thought process.
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woobin: you're annoying.
jungmo: but you love me.
woobin: doesn't make you any less annoying.
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chani: i'm mysterious, but not on purpose.
chani: i'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.
chani: but it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.
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jisu: come on guys, think! how do we usually get out of these messes?
minsu: we don’t. we just create a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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yeji, trying to flirt: so you come here often?
lia:
lia: this is our kitchen
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jinyoung: unfortunately for everyone, i will keep doing whatever i want
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yoshinori: when i first met jihoon, i was like ‘how is this dude still single?’
yoshinori: then i got to know him, and i was like ‘oh. i get it now.”
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jongho: why are you guys always out during rainstorms?
sanha: it’s peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rain drops!
eric: bomin bet me $12 that I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he is WRONG
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