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Leslie: when do I fight my demons?

Kilgour: we do that by talking.

Leslie: oh.

Kilgour: is that why you don't have a shirt on?

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Cooke: hey, Tom? I need some dating advice.

Tom: just because I'm married to Scho doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Lauri: have you met my daughter Beth?

Schofield: and what's Beth short for?

Lauri: because she's only a baby!

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[at a car stand]

Erinmore: cargo space?

Leslie: car no do that. car go road.

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[in bed]

Schofield: are you nervous?

Blake: yes.

Schofield: is this your first time?

Blake: no, I've been nervous before.

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[making out on the couch]

Schofield: you wanna take this to the bedroom?

Blake: alright, I'll grab this end, you get the other.

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Blake: oh, no! one of the guys from our platoon died.

Schofield: who, Ray?

Blake: I don't think cheering is appropriate, Scho!

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Your blog is so funny! I love it. Great job! ❤️

ahh thank you so much!! 💙 most of the recent posts are submissions from my amazing followers but i promise i'll fill my queue up with the endless quotes i've been saving 😂

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[on patrol]

Schofield: seen anything unusual?

Blake: a dolphin with a hat once.

Schofield: I mean around here.

Blake: no, they live in water.

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Schofield: would you like a drink?

Blake: what are my options?

Schofield: yes or no.

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Blake: my sister-in-law is going into labour what should I do?

911 operator: is this her first child?

Blake: no, this is her brother-in-law.

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Blake: do you have any books on turtles?

Scho: hard back?

Blake: yeah, with little heads.

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[visiting Blake's house for the first time]

Schofield: what's upstairs?

Blake: unfortunately, the stairs don't talk.

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[at the grocery shop]

Cashier: you wanna box for those, sir?

Blake: nah, I hate violence. is it cool if I just pay with cash?

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Schofield, holding a can of bug spray: is this good for wasps?

Blake: no, it kills them

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some valentine’s to send to that special lance corporal in your life ❤️

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Tom: my half brother joe is 6’3”

Leslie: oh god

Leslie: imagine if he were a full brother