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Eddie: Hey Buck, can I ride you?

Buck, choking: Excuse me?

Eddie: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Chim before, but he's tired now.

Buck: You did what?

Eddie: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the station.

Buck: OH! You mean a piggyback ride?

Eddie: It's that what is called?

Buck: YES, EDMUNDO, THAT IS WHAT IT’S CALLED!

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Ravi: Buck! I have a new idea.

Buck: As long as it's better than the Knife-wrench, I'm all ears.

Ravi: Trust me, it is so much better.

Buck: Let's hear it.

Ravi: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they're called Yeetbelts.

Buck: It's gonna be a no for me, but keep trying.

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Hen: I just want to say I'm part of the LGBTQ+ community and this is one of my best friends, Evan Buckley, always an ally but now a little bit more involved in the cause. Talk Buck. Buck: Ally! Hen, whispering: You're dating Tommy, remember? Buck: Bisexual! Hen, staring at Eddie: I hope our other allies get as committed to the cause as our newest member.

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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.

Buck: Just doing my job.

Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.

Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.

Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.

Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.

Eddie: I know. I love it.

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Bobby: We need someone to go into the sewer. Any volunteers?

Buck, Chim, Hen, Eddie: Not it.

Ravi: Hold the fuck up!

The 118: *all standing up to hug Ravi*

Ravi: This is straight up bullying.

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Buck: It sure is muggy outside this morning.

Chim: I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the yard…

Buck, sips coffee out of a bowl: What would give you that idea?

Eddie, drinking from a measuring cup: You're so paranoid.

Hen drinking from a blender pitcher: You should talk to someone about that.

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Chim: Probie you look like a mess.

Hen: You had a bad night's sleep?

Buck: He went to bed at 3 am this morning.

Ravi: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Eddie: You woke us up with your clapping along to the Friends theme song every 20 minutes.

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Eddie: You’re the most jealous man I know.

Buck: You know other men?

Eddie: ...

Buck: Answer the question, Edmundo.

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*Eddie Diaz has been added to the 118's A shift group chat*

Eddie: Who was it? Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat again?

Bobby: Firefighter Diaz, language!

Ravi: Yeah, watch your fucking language.

Hen: WHO TAUGHT THE PROBIE THE FUCK WORD? I WANT NAMES.

Buck: The "fuck word" ijbol.

Bobby: Are you serious? You guys use the f word all the time. That's why we have a swear jar!

Chim: Oh my god, he censored it.

Eddie: Say fuck, Bobby.

Buck: C'mon pops, say it. Say fuck.

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Buck: Eddie, what are you doing tonight?

Eddie: I'm not doing anything.

Buck: Wanna check out this new restaurant near my place?

Eddie: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.

Buck: Eddie, why are you so afraid of our love?

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*Bobby made a crab dish for dinner at the station* Buck: It’s absolutely awful how we eat crabs. Eddie: You don't like it? Buck: I do, I mean like, how would you feel if I ripped your legs open and ate out your insides? Ravi: ... Chim: ... Hen: ... Bobby: ... Eddie, blushing: It would probably feel amazing. Tommy: Trust me, it does.

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Buck: You act real tough and confident until it's nap time, and you want to be the little spoon.

Tommy, mumbles: I'm tough.

Buck, holding him: Wanna be big spoon?

Tommy: No. I'm the pillow princess, I get to be the little spoon.

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Hen: How has coming out been treating you? Buck: Oh, I don't tell people off the bat that I'm bisexual. Chim: Why exactly? Buck: Because I like to wait until they say some homophobic shit, and then I laugh and am like, "You know I'm bisexual, right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Tommy and Eddie: That's so hot.

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Chim: Is it true that Buck and Tommy are taking you to Paris?

Eddie: What? Who told you that?

Hen: Ravi overheard you talking on the phone.

Eddie: He got it wrong.

Ravi: You literally said you were excited to see them Eiffel Tower you.

Hen and Chim: ...

Eddie, blushing: That's not—

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*Eddie in the station's gym, going too hard on the weights*

Buck: Are you training for something specific?

Eddie: No, I just have a lot of energy, suddenly.

Buck: Eddie, our shift starts at 9, and you've been here since 6, out with it.

Eddie: I haven't been able to perform.

Buck: Perform what?

Eddie: Sexually, I haven't been able to perform sexually, so I snuck out of my own house to avoid not having sex with my girlfriend.

Buck: So that's why you are doing all this? You're just pent-up.

Eddie: Yeah, I am, and I'm going insane.

Buck: Ask your girlfriend to help you out.

Eddie: I can't get it up since I found out she used to be a nun.

Buck: Oh, wow. I wish I could help. You know, because I'm an ally and all, but Tommy is the only one riding my firehose at the moment.

Eddie: Thanks for the offer anyway.

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*Buck coming out to the 118*

Buck: I like my men how I like my women.

Hen: ...

Eddie: ...

Bobby: ...

Ravi: ...

Chim: ...

Buck: That's it, that's the joke. I'm bisexual.