#incorrect tevan

[perfectlysunny02]

fake 911 tweets part five

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: *practically fucking Tommy through the mattress* Tommy: Jesus, if I knew fucking an ally would feel this good, I would have done it sooner Buck: Okay, a. Shut up and b. *wrapping his hand around Tommy's throat* I'm the only ally who's fucking you.

[peggingeddiediaz]

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[emolionsrawr]

buck: why is naked pronounced as naked but baked is pronounced baked? shouldn't it be baked?

tommy: you are so beautiful

buck: *blushes*

[smaeemo]

Tommy: Sorry I’m late, that fire was a BEAST

Buck: So are you

Tommy (secretly a werewolf): *thinking* HOW DID HE KNOW

[carameldrizzl3]

Bewitched

Okay you already know who I’m making this about. Cmon now. Tommy if you didn't know. My whole account is surrounded by BuckTommy if you didn’t know. Any ways continuing. I’m bout to break the paragraphs up by a few lines because it's a lot ngl ngl.

“Wrapped me in your arms

Leaned in and whispered”

I sorta wanna make this about how I imagine BuckTommy hugs to play out. Like regardless of who starts the hug, it’s just extremely comforting and I get this idea from the scene of the bachelor party when Tommy shows up and they hug for real real long. 

“ "Keep me in your heart"

I'm so bewildered”

I know it didn’t happen or has happened yet but I can imagine whenever they do anything together and either one of them (mainly Tommy) whispers something in the other's ear, it’s usually something sweet and it leaves the other (mainly buck) very stunned or flustered maybe. 

"What's this new desire called?

I didn't know that much at all 'bout love before

But now, I think I'm learning”

I would describe what Buck was going through to be a desire. I say that because he talked more about Tommy than any of his exes, literally before he talked to Tommy in his loft and after the dinner too. He was craving to just be with him at any point, to have his attention on him 24/7. Well okay I’m not sure about 24/7 guys but you get my point. 

“You bewitched me

From the first time that you kissed me”

Do I have to explain this one?? I think we all saw his face when the kiss happened. He was in a DAZE I swear!! Mouth was OPEN. Eyes were FOCUSED on TOMMY. Just watching him like he was in a trance… BYE. Bro was struggling to speak after it too. Like when Tommy asked if it was okay bro was like …loading screen…

“The world froze around us, you kissed me good night”

Okay obvi not goodnight but this reminds me of both the first kiss and the hospital but I’ll focus on the hospital because I yapped about the other one already. So like do I really need to explain how Buck saw Tommy and just let the world burn away for a sec. Not even caring about who might be in the background looking or might see them. It was entirely about them in that scene. Completely captivated in the kiss he didn’t even think that the soot would rub off on him. I’m sure even if he realized, he didn't care. Kiss was just TEW damn good.

“You bewitch me

Every damn second you're with me”

Whenever Tommy is with Evan he’s always so fascinated. Like I don't know how else to describe it but that. He’s so attentive like at the cafe when Buck was ABSOLUTELY yapping, he sat there, undivided attention on Evan MF Buckley. Like as if he’s hypnotized. Okay maybe I’m pushing it with the attentiveness guyth but you get my point. As well as when he’s in Buck’s loft for the first kiss he’s just watching Evan the WHOLE time. Like fully focused on what he has to say and holding onto every word. That could just be his character, you might be right about it but I can’t help but feel that it’s more. Like even after Bathena get reunited, that moment when Evan puts his hand on Tommy’s shoulder, full attention. When Tommy’s giving the tour (excusable because he’s the guide okay guys real.) he’s just dabbling in conversation partially related to the tour but he’s so attentive. Knowing where Evan is hinting at and slightly flirting with him tew like AWWWW. (I’m staring at this big ass paragraph in shock because okay wth)

"I try to think straight

But I'm falling so badly, I'm coming apart

You wrote me a note, cast a spell on my heart”

This part reminds me of the cafe date. He was stuttering SOOO bad. Like blabbering, absolutely adorable. It was like he had something in mind of what he wanted to say but when it was time to “perform” (in Eddie’s words) it was like he couldn’t articulate it. But there Tommy was just staring at him ever so patiently waiting for him to drive his point home. Not antagonizing him with his stare but more of a “c'mon get it out” look. That last line mainly because In that scene when Evan says “you said i might not be ready for something” showing that he held onto those words for the time that they weren’t talking and he replied in the best way he could but let him know that he was ready to face whatever as long as it were with him.

“You're not even gone

I already miss you”

When the kiss had finished did anyone else get the feeling that Buck kinda wanted to dive back in it? Like his “yeah” seemed so out of it and he kept staring like he wanted it again. As though he missed the feeling of his lips on his. I’m a lil deluded ngl but yeah. He definitely missed it from the way he started up that second kiss in the hospital, groans and everything y'all wth. 

“'Cause I think I'm falling”

That face in the loft said everything. The talks he had about him to Maddie and Eddie, partially Chimney. Bobby too I didn't forget about his “chosen” father y’all.

(Might be the longest one I've written thus far)

[wrenwinchester]

This is barely an incorrect quote. I mean, Tommy was B-lining for Eddie and ended up kissing Buck 😂

Basically this is only an incorrect quote in that it wasn’t actually said. But it was heavily implied 😂

Tommy: Why are you following me? Buck: Because we’re dating now. Tommy: Okay… what about Eddie? Eddie: We’re a package deal. Buck: Buy one idiot, get one free.

[imakatperson22]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[loulou-land]

We all know once they get back together, Buck isn’t letting Tommy out of his sight. And god forbid, if he doesn’t get his attention every couple of minutes lol.

(lol sorry I still live here. Their relationship dynamic 😭 I just can’t. Overly dramatic Buck and indulgently “patient” Tommy feeds my soul ❤️)

[perfectlysunny02]

911 fake tweets part six

[consumedbyfeels-reblogs]

He canonically has a ring cutter for "other things" he is not some blushing virgin.

the buck that parts of fandom think exists: i shan’t be showing you my ankles this evening mr. kinard

the buck that exists in show: hey chimney how does this sounding rod work i wanna surprise tommy for our two month anniversary with something romantic

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: You're so hot, I could just eat you up Tommy: Don't you mean, eat me out? Buck: You're not Thai food, babyboy, how can I eat you ou- Buck: OH

[peggingeddiediaz]

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[emolionsrawr]

buck: did you know a squirrel would need to fall around 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity?

tommy: baby you know i absolutely love your facts and trivia but it's three am and i have to be at the harbour at six, please let me sleep

buck: oh! sorry i forgot baby, night! *hangs up the phone*

tommy:

tommy: he hung up on me! *rings buck back*

[tevanactually]