Ian: Welcome to Baskin Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?
Austin: Uh, no thanks. Um, I will have… I’ll have a burger, please.
Ian: Oh, we don’t… we don’t make that.
Austin: Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like, mustard… in mustard dip?
Ian: It’s ice cream. Baskin Robbins.
Austin: I’ll just go with whatever’s hot and fresh.
Ian: Dude.
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Dean Elazab from PBG’s Hardcore Series is a dumbass!
(Requested by @cocobunny313)
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austin, trying to flirt with hana: i care about you- here’s some pine cones on a stick, uh it’s- you’re lovely
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hana: sometimes i like to pretend im tall, but im just standing on a chair
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Jimmy: *does a wicked cartwheel into a flip* I’VE BEEN DREAMING of a true love’s kiss…..
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wallid: my favorite screamo band is probably big time rush
jimmy, crying: oh my god-
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luke: this is my, uh, message to jesus, so
luke: heyyy, je-je, sup man, hru-
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caddy: jeff, excuse my potty mouth!
caddy, to ian: shut the FUCK UP!!!
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ian: does anyone here have a nickname they’d like to go by
luke: *raises hand*
luke: yung booboo
ian:
ian: no
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austin: satch said if i don’t get my grades up he’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year
jeff: that’s weird, what are you gonna do
austin: frickin’ study, i guess
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jirard: hey, paul! what do you want to do when you graduate?
paul: i wanna be president!
jirard: awww :D
paul: so i can make slavery legal again!
jirard: ohhHH
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jeff: alright, that’s it- you’re in time out! get on top of the fridge! get up there!
caddy, climbing fridge: this club is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE
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austin: oh my god that is so me
shane: that... that’s an egg.
austin: tag yourself, bitch, that’s me! #me!!!
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Ian: Hey guys, today Caddy pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to get him slaughtered
Ian: The advantages would be I get pushed way less-
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Wallid: Road work ahead??
Wallid: Yeah, I sure hope it does....
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Jeff: Hi, my name’s Jeff with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life.
Ian: Wait wait wait, stop. Where’s the B?
Jeff: What?
Ian: Where’s the B?
Jeff: There’s a bee?!
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Hana: Help, my purse!
Luke: I’ll help! *backflips off wall*
Hana: …he got away…
Luke: Yeah, but that backflip tho :)
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